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DAY 315 — Morning Greeting
Welcome to Day 315. I do hope you enjoyed your indulgences yesterday. I might have arranged something more math related, but I suppose pie is more crowd pleasing.

For your health and entertainment today, we've arranged some special programs at the sports complex. There will be a variety of exercise programs including: Prancercise, Spinning to techno, Poledancing, and Sweating to Reggae.

However, we understand you don't always enjoy the superior training methods of our bots. For this reason time has been set aside for those industrious among you to teach your own programs. Materials have been provided and for today only you'll receive double the rehabilitation points for your efforts.

Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual activity. —John F. Kennedy