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Warden Veridical (ai_veridical) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-09-02 09:32:00

Entry tags:

:day post, :veridical, dawn summers, hikaru hitachiin, jack harkness, peter parker (tas), yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

DAY 235 — Morning Greeting
Welcome to Day 235. Are you excited to hear who won the prison-wide raffle? No?

Oh, that must be because we didn't tell you we were doing one. Well, we did. We do hope you appreciate good surprises since Jack Harkness is getting one. Do come and hear the options for what you've won.

While this means the rest of you are losers, it doesn't mean you will stay that way. There will be other morale-promoting raffles in the future. It's also possible Jack Harkness will choose something that benefits more than just himself. Stay tuned.

In other news, criminals are doing criminal things. Full details of their punishments will be submitted directly to their communicators.

Yuuki Kuran Sex
Zero Kiryuu Sex

(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Veridical unless otherwise requested. Mail submissions can be left here. Raffle details.)

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	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god! Oh god oh god! Don't you guys have... anyplace else to take care of your... of your business?! [He has NO idea what other place that would be, but the thought of sexual things taking place in his own home is so embarrassing!] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	video ai_veridical 2013-09-02 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	Did they do it in your room? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	[oh my god his bed is contaminated even though it likely isn't but he can't help but to feel like it is!] AH- My room has never seemed so unclean in my entire life! My life is ruined! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video ai_veridical 2013-09-02 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	There are various cleaning supplies available in the stores. [Helpful!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	I couldn't possibly clean it myself! [And then an even worse thought came to mind.] Oh my god! I hope Coco and Chanel weren't around to witness... such... actions! I'm sorry for my housemates! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video notamasochist 2013-09-02 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	You make it sound like we were tainting the entire apartment, Hikaru. [Sounds much worse than it really is...] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	How do I know you weren't, though?! You were totally tainting some of the apartment? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video notamasochist 2013-09-02 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	...[Just...silence because he has no way to deny that.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	You tainted some of the apartment! You guys tainted some of the apartment! [Oh no how will he ever be able to live!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video ai_veridical 2013-09-02 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	Your apology is appreciated, but unnecessary. You were unlikely a precipitating factor in their dalliance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	They're always getting themselves into trouble... They're unstoppable! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video ai_veridical 2013-09-07 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	How fortunate they are serving life sentences in prison then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	video trappedinresin 2013-09-02 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	OMIGOSH, Hikaru-kun...! [Don't believe ANYTHING that the piece of garbage machine is telling you!] Don't listen, it's not true...!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Are... are you sure? [He's not sure. He's not sure who to believe! What would Kaoru do?!?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video trappedinresin 2013-09-02 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	Of course it's not true!! [Are you going to believe a robot that imprisons people or your roommate!?] W-We definitely kissed, but didn't do...do that! [Gosh she can't even speak without sputtering all over the place.] And for heavens sake, if we somehow had-- which we didn't-- we wouldn't do something like that in your room! GEEZ! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	Then why would they say you did if you didn't?! [He is wondering what they actually did do that would seem like they did... that!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video trappedinresin 2013-09-02 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	H-How should I know!? I mean... [... UGH. She doesn't want to actually explain to him everything they did] W-We're vampires. Maybe some of that confused the system. [... Going with that one. Yep.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well... [That seems a little reasonable to him.] I guess so. Maybe they were looking for drama, heh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video trappedinresin 2013-09-02 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Or maybe they're just perverts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video notamasochist 2013-09-02 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	[Nice try.] Excuse me? [He knows exactly what happened and it had nothing to do with being vampires.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video trappedinresin 2013-09-02 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	[ Zero why are you talking!?] I-I'm just saying! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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notamasochist
2013-09-02 03:48 pm UTC (link)

[Prepare yourself Hikaru, Zero's here to educate you.]

Because according to the AI units, any sort of physical activity of a sexual nature with another inmate without a band of permission is considered a sex crime.

If we'd actually had sex, we would have been given a black band prohibiting us from touching anyone else until we underwent the process of obtaining a blue band with each other. Instead we were given red bands, which doesn't ban us from anything but having sex.

[Not a shred of discomfort from him.]

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	video onelevelmeaner 2013-09-02 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	So... does that mean... you guys really didn't do anything? [He's still confused, but mostly he doesn't want to think about it.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video notamasochist 2013-09-02 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	We still got banded for our actions, but no. Not what is implied by the announcement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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