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Sougo Okita » King of the Planet of Sadists (sadistfaction) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-22 11:51:00

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aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, lacus clyne, piter de vries, sougo okita

DAY 233 ☠ VIDEO
[Here is the self-proclaimed King of the Planet of Sadists, looking extremely tired. Dark circles and bags under his eyes.]

31 hours later, I beat the game... I am the master.

[He holds up his DS proudly. Then he sets it down and holds up a finger.]

This wasn't how I was gonna spend my day, but I decided to be a nice guy and give everyone a day off from living in fear from my torture and sadist ways.

You're welcome.

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	sadistfaction 2013-08-24 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	My imagination is about to be in the toilet, if you know what I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. You mean that it'll be so full of shit that I'll be forced to flush it. [Yeah- wait, what, Caliborn?] Don't bother. If you lie about video games. And you can't insult me well. What are you good for? I don't think I'd kill you, even if Euphie asked me to. —Well. Maybe if she got on her knees and begged. It'd be a complete waste of my time otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	If she ever did that, I would want thorough details. I need to be able to visualize her begging and pleading... and then it would become visualizing her in a leashed collar. That's the only way to do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	[He pauses. Maybe a little too long.] Now. There's an idea. If you're good. I'll let that delicious tidbit be your dying thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Hallelujah. [He clasps his hands together and he expresses his excitement that isn't really excitement in the most deadpan of ways.] My death will be a sweet one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Public channel, eh? zugzwanger 2013-08-25 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	How dare you two talk about Euphemia like that! [Angry bro is angry!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	[That makes Caliborn laugh.] And. Who are you supposed to be? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	[Heh! This is amusing.] I'm a daring kind of guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zugzwanger 2013-08-25 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	[As much as he prefers to keep himself disconnected from her, for her sake...] Euphemia is my sister. I will not tolerate you two defaming her like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	That so? Between you and me. As one brother of one saccharine shrew to another? Obnoxious sisters tend to accomplish their own defaming just fine. All by themselves. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	It seems you missed the part where we don't give a shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zugzwanger 2013-08-25 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	You know nothing about her. This is the only warning you two will receive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Bring it, shit head. I'll wait for whatever passes as your follow-up. Eagerly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-26 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh goodness me. I'm pissing my pants out of fear right now. [So deadpan. That is him.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zugzwanger 2013-08-26 12:26 am UTC (link)
	[MIC DROP --that is, the feed clicks off. Return to your regularly scheduled being terrible.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-26 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Now. Where were we? Before the pathetic frail human interrupted us, I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-26 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	We were talking about my sweet, sweet death of the future. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-26 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, yes. [Conversationally:] Well. It would not be hard to make your death more compelling than your ridiculous life. I mean. Ultimately. You're going to die anyway? May as well redeem yourself. By going out in an interesting manner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-26 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	I agree. If I could plan the events that happen before my death, it would have to involve some exciting shit. I probably want to be kicking someone's ass, and it needs to be the best fight I've ever been in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-26 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck yeah. Now you're talking. Wreck some shit. Break some bones. And leave your sad mortal coil knowing. Your ultraviolence has caused major organ failure in a fellow pathetic homo sapiens. Yeah. I can respect that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-27 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	It's like I told that guy, if you gotta go big or small, I'll always pick big. Even my own death needs to be a big deal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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