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Tweak says, "Don't forget he pie!"

Sougo Okita » King of the Planet of Sadists (sadistfaction) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-22 11:51:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, lacus clyne, piter de vries, sougo okita

DAY 233 ☠ VIDEO
[Here is the self-proclaimed King of the Planet of Sadists, looking extremely tired. Dark circles and bags under his eyes.]

31 hours later, I beat the game... I am the master.

[He holds up his DS proudly. Then he sets it down and holds up a finger.]

This wasn't how I was gonna spend my day, but I decided to be a nice guy and give everyone a day off from living in fear from my torture and sadist ways.

You're welcome.

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	voice; ophiuchus 2013-08-22 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hey. I know all about sitting in one spot for too long. [And without elaborating on that, he continues.] Tell me what game it was. I'll try to beat it as fast as I can. And inform you my "score." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; sadistfaction 2013-08-22 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Competing against me in video games is boring. Unless it's Ninja Kombat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; ophiuchus 2013-08-22 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	[Sternly.] I get to decide what's boring and what isn't. [And then, almost casually again.] And I think. You're afraid of being called a fool. One who can't play video games. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; sadistfaction 2013-08-22 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's cute you think I give a shit about what you think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; ophiuchus 2013-08-22 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	[Caliborn is glad he didn't go video. He flinches at the accusation, no matter how sarcastic or empty, that he might be "cute."] Just tell me the name of your goddamn princess game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; sadistfaction 2013-08-22 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	I lied. There was no princess game. Shame on you for believing the things a sadist would say. Jump off a cliff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/2 ophiuchus 2013-08-23 09:52 pm UTC (link)
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	2/2 ophiuchus 2013-08-23 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	That "shitty twist" to this thread of conversation. Wins you score of 5 out of 10. You lost points. For the really dumb logic. I'm also a sadist. And yet. I strive for a level of credibility? Shame on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-23 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Again you think I give a shit. I still don't. Unless you climb into a washing machine and let me turn it on. I might give a shit then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-24 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Yawn. Snore. [He decides not to actually pretend to snore, figuring stating these things is enough.] Where's your imagination? If the best you can do is suggest a consensual high-speed drowning. How can you possibly dream of ever "hurting my feelings"? Go ahead. Try again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-24 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	My imagination is about to be in the toilet, if you know what I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. You mean that it'll be so full of shit that I'll be forced to flush it. [Yeah- wait, what, Caliborn?] Don't bother. If you lie about video games. And you can't insult me well. What are you good for? I don't think I'd kill you, even if Euphie asked me to. —Well. Maybe if she got on her knees and begged. It'd be a complete waste of my time otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	If she ever did that, I would want thorough details. I need to be able to visualize her begging and pleading... and then it would become visualizing her in a leashed collar. That's the only way to do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	[He pauses. Maybe a little too long.] Now. There's an idea. If you're good. I'll let that delicious tidbit be your dying thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Hallelujah. [He clasps his hands together and he expresses his excitement that isn't really excitement in the most deadpan of ways.] My death will be a sweet one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Public channel, eh? zugzwanger 2013-08-25 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	How dare you two talk about Euphemia like that! [Angry bro is angry!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	[That makes Caliborn laugh.] And. Who are you supposed to be? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	[Heh! This is amusing.] I'm a daring kind of guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zugzwanger 2013-08-25 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	[As much as he prefers to keep himself disconnected from her, for her sake...] Euphemia is my sister. I will not tolerate you two defaming her like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	That so? Between you and me. As one brother of one saccharine shrew to another? Obnoxious sisters tend to accomplish their own defaming just fine. All by themselves. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	It seems you missed the part where we don't give a shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zugzwanger 2013-08-25 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	You know nothing about her. This is the only warning you two will receive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Bring it, shit head. I'll wait for whatever passes as your follow-up. Eagerly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-26 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh goodness me. I'm pissing my pants out of fear right now. [So deadpan. That is him.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zugzwanger 2013-08-26 12:26 am UTC (link)
	[MIC DROP --that is, the feed clicks off. Return to your regularly scheduled being terrible.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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