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Sougo Okita » King of the Planet of Sadists (sadistfaction) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-22 11:51:00

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aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, lacus clyne, piter de vries, sougo okita

DAY 233 ☠ VIDEO
[Here is the self-proclaimed King of the Planet of Sadists, looking extremely tired. Dark circles and bags under his eyes.]

31 hours later, I beat the game... I am the master.

[He holds up his DS proudly. Then he sets it down and holds up a finger.]

This wasn't how I was gonna spend my day, but I decided to be a nice guy and give everyone a day off from living in fear from my torture and sadist ways.

You're welcome.

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	voice; ophiuchus 2013-08-22 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah. You're missing the crucial element of your announcement. Which is. Your final score. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	voice; sadistfaction 2013-08-22 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	I rescued the princess. That's all that needed to be done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; ophiuchus 2013-08-22 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	[He heaves a mighty sigh.] Any idiot can do that. Did you at least. Get a 100% completion score? For collecting all the banal macguffins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; sadistfaction 2013-08-22 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	[He didn't care to explain that he was only kidding, as he didn't really play that kind of game. He was much too tired.] Yeah, of course. I've only played about a hundred times before. I know every stage like the back of my hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; ophiuchus 2013-08-22 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	[There's a hint of amusement in Caliborn's voice, despite him not actually trying to be too antagonistic.] Either that's one hell of a long game. Or you're incompetently slow. Which is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; sadistfaction 2013-08-22 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	I had to get up about 15 times to keep my body from cramping up and for bathroom breaks. Sitting too long in one spot is just painful. I must be getting old. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; ophiuchus 2013-08-22 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hey. I know all about sitting in one spot for too long. [And without elaborating on that, he continues.] Tell me what game it was. I'll try to beat it as fast as I can. And inform you my "score." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; sadistfaction 2013-08-22 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Competing against me in video games is boring. Unless it's Ninja Kombat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; ophiuchus 2013-08-22 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	[Sternly.] I get to decide what's boring and what isn't. [And then, almost casually again.] And I think. You're afraid of being called a fool. One who can't play video games. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; sadistfaction 2013-08-22 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's cute you think I give a shit about what you think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; ophiuchus 2013-08-22 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	[Caliborn is glad he didn't go video. He flinches at the accusation, no matter how sarcastic or empty, that he might be "cute."] Just tell me the name of your goddamn princess game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; sadistfaction 2013-08-22 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	I lied. There was no princess game. Shame on you for believing the things a sadist would say. Jump off a cliff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/2 ophiuchus 2013-08-23 09:52 pm UTC (link)
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	2/2 ophiuchus 2013-08-23 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	That "shitty twist" to this thread of conversation. Wins you score of 5 out of 10. You lost points. For the really dumb logic. I'm also a sadist. And yet. I strive for a level of credibility? Shame on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-23 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Again you think I give a shit. I still don't. Unless you climb into a washing machine and let me turn it on. I might give a shit then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-24 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Yawn. Snore. [He decides not to actually pretend to snore, figuring stating these things is enough.] Where's your imagination? If the best you can do is suggest a consensual high-speed drowning. How can you possibly dream of ever "hurting my feelings"? Go ahead. Try again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-24 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	My imagination is about to be in the toilet, if you know what I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. You mean that it'll be so full of shit that I'll be forced to flush it. [Yeah- wait, what, Caliborn?] Don't bother. If you lie about video games. And you can't insult me well. What are you good for? I don't think I'd kill you, even if Euphie asked me to. —Well. Maybe if she got on her knees and begged. It'd be a complete waste of my time otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	If she ever did that, I would want thorough details. I need to be able to visualize her begging and pleading... and then it would become visualizing her in a leashed collar. That's the only way to do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	[He pauses. Maybe a little too long.] Now. There's an idea. If you're good. I'll let that delicious tidbit be your dying thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Hallelujah. [He clasps his hands together and he expresses his excitement that isn't really excitement in the most deadpan of ways.] My death will be a sweet one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Public channel, eh? zugzwanger 2013-08-25 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	How dare you two talk about Euphemia like that! [Angry bro is angry!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-08-25 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	[That makes Caliborn laugh.] And. Who are you supposed to be? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sadistfaction 2013-08-25 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	[Heh! This is amusing.] I'm a daring kind of guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zugzwanger 2013-08-25 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	[As much as he prefers to keep himself disconnected from her, for her sake...] Euphemia is my sister. I will not tolerate you two defaming her like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)