InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "I know everything."

Dirk Strider (smuppeteer) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-07 02:56:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, bro strider, dirk strider

Day 231 | action, closed to certain parties who know who they are
[ Hanging out with Calsprite is the bomb.

But unfortunately it could not last forever. Calsprite seemed to have other business (probably harassing Caliborn, which Dirk 100% endorses), so now Dirk is just. Sort of. Hanging out alone.

And kind of surreptitiously keeping an eye out for familiar faces during this temporary influx. ]

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

timedysphoria
2013-08-07 06:47 am UTC (link)

Wish it could. I'm all fucked up from coming and going. This shit is confusing as fuck.

[Sorry about that, Dirk. He's super desensitized to the concept of death. He forgets that it isn't something that can be joked lightly.]

What? [He seems genuinely surprised.] I guess I'm not surprised I would miss decent Holidays. [He almost sounds a bit disappointed. But you would be if you had a chance to celebrate it with more people than just Rose. He enjoys it, but he knows they both always have that empty feeling when they always end up buying gifts for people that aren't there.]

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

smuppeteer
2013-08-07 06:50 am UTC (link)

[ Hey, better than never celebrating it ever because no one has a way to send you presents.

So Dirk is just gonna lead the way to their apartment in Sector 2. ]

Yeah, there was snow and everything. [ A pause. ] It, uh, that same day? Also the one-month anniversary of me and Jake. [ PAUSE. ] Shacking up.

[ Dave is the one who encouraged it, he deserves to know, but there's just something about telling your absent guardian figure that you're dating someone. ]

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

timedysphoria
2013-08-07 06:55 am UTC (link)

[Dave casually follows, hands shoved in his pockets.]

Fuck snow. God, fuck weather that's not considered decent. [Dave hates the code dot jpeg.] Ok, I'm gonna say this now. As your guardian, you can date whoever the fuck you want. If you wanted to fucking date a fish, sure go ahead. Who am I to judge? I just never want to know if you shmanged or not. Those are thoughts and images that I don't want floating in my head.

Seriously. [He ruffles Dirk's hair though. Like, cool thanks for telling me and good job for getting laid if you did. Just don't actually tell him you got laid.]

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 06:57 am UTC (link)
	[ He got a hair ruffle. Today is the best fucking day. ] You mean you don't want all the lurid details of what goes on behind closed doors? I was saving 'em up just for you, Bro. I might burst if I don't get to share. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

timedysphoria
2013-08-07 07:01 am UTC (link)

[You know if you want anything, you can have it. He'd give it to you. make up for all the times he couldn't. That's a lot of fucking times.]

Holy shit, no. Seriously. I'm not the creepy pedophile parent type who needs to know every second of his kid's life. That shit is fucking creepy and I honestly don't want to know.

I'm getting the heebie jeebies just thinking of you actually telling me what happens.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 07:02 am UTC (link)
	[ More hair ruffles then, please. Also hugs. Except who am I kidding, Dirk's not about to say any of that shit out loud. He snickers. Man, messing with Dave was so much fun. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

timedysphoria
2013-08-07 07:05 am UTC (link)

[Dave lightly shoves at him.]

You're killing me, Dirk. Seriously, I'm too old for this. I'm gonna get a heart attack with your young, free ways. [Like he would ever actually be scandalized about sex.] In my days, we waited until we were mar-haha fucking no. I'm not that old and I can't even lie about bullshit like that working in Hollywood of all damn places.

Seriously though. I know you're just being a shit to fuck with me.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, you're plenty old. Congratulations on figuring it out, though. [ He is now leading Dave through the halls of the Streamline Apartments and to their apartment. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-07 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Excuse you. I didn't even get to experience a midlife crisis. I'm not old until I've had one. It wasn't like it was that hard to figure out. Didn't strike me as the type to pour your heart out like a teenage girl on a phone call with her bff. [Dave keeps looking around him as they walk. Habits die hard and you can't always be too sure of what may be around.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Hopefully this time you'll stick around long enough to experience one. Don't worry, I'll be here to pull you through it. [ In they go. The apartment is largely the same as when Dave was here last. Dildo on the shelf and all. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-07 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	I doubt I'll have a proper one in this place. No expensive cars I can buy by the buttload. Seriously, this place really knows how to put a hamper on things. [He pretends to admire the dildo.] I hope you dust it everyday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I do. [ He also likes to subtly adjust its position to make people wonder if it's being used. Dirk heads for the closet, where he's set aside other presents for other disappeared people. He pulls out an orange-wrapped box, then in the next instant he's flash-stepped in front of Dave and is holding it out to him. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-07 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	[Dave takes the present from Dirk and moves to sit down and start unwrapping the present.] What were you gonna do with this if I never came back? [He wonders if Dirk was disappointed he couldn't give this to him.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	I was just gonna keep it 'till you did. [ He's not sure what Dave's favorite color is, so inside is a smuppet the same color as his hair. It even has a cute little pair of aviators. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-07 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	[Man, these things are kind of weird and creepy, but there's some charm to them too. He lets out a small laugh.] Shit. little guy needs a nice tux so he can really be a little me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, man. He'll definitely have one by the next time you come back. How did I not think of that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-07 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if we have time. We can work on it for however long I'm here for. Can't say we'll finish. I only ever patched up tears in clothes once in awhile and making tiny versions of clothes sounds like a hell, but it's not like I got anything better to do here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-07 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Making tiny versions of clothes is hells of fun. Don't worry, I'll guide you through it. [ CURRENTLY HEADED TOWARD THE SHELF WHERE HE KEEPS HIS SEWING AND CRAFTING MATERIALS ] Black suit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-15 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't really the sewing type, so don't hold your breath if I don't enjoy stabbing my fingers as much as the next person. Yeah. Unless you think there's a better color we can go with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-15 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	[ He holds up a thimble and gives Dave a withering look. A look that says "Are u serious." ] I think black would suit it. Hah, suit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-16 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Thimbles are for wimps. [And Dave is an idiot.] Oh no. Let's not do this. I don't think you understand how scarred I am about shit like that. Especially with someone who loves words as much as that flighty broad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-16 02:01 am UTC (link)
	No way, Bro, we are in this for the long haul. You, me, and this baby's prominent proboscis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-24 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god, did you have to make this really weird. You did. You made things so much more weird than it actually had to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-08-24 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	And I'm not done yet. [ He sits down on the couch, spreading the materials out on the coffee table in front of him. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedysphoria 2013-08-25 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	You actually secretly hate me and this is just you expressing it. [He doesn't actually believe that. Dave was just being dramatic for no reason.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

(no subject) -

smuppeteer, 2013-08-25 11:35 pm UTC

WHEN I TRY TO UNFOLD COMMENTS AND IT DISAPPEARS INSTEAD -

timedysphoria, 2013-08-26 12:17 am UTC

IJ sucks so bad -

smuppeteer, 2013-08-26 12:21 am UTC

I cant even figure out why it just disappears -

timedysphoria, 2013-09-08 02:27 am UTC

bc ij -

smuppeteer, 2013-09-08 03:08 am UTC

accurate -

timedysphoria, 2013-09-08 04:43 am UTC

(no subject) -

smuppeteer, 2013-09-08 05:48 pm UTC

(no subject) -

timedysphoria, 2013-09-10 03:39 pm UTC

(Read comments) -