You're killing me, Dirk. Seriously, I'm too old for this. I'm gonna get a heart attack with your young, free ways. [Like he would ever actually be scandalized about sex.] In my days, we waited until we were mar-haha fucking no. I'm not that old and I can't even lie about bullshit like that working in Hollywood of all damn places.
Seriously though. I know you're just being a shit to fuck with me.