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Tweak says, "I rule"

Harmony Kendall (do_no_harmony) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-05 23:16:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, dawn summers, helix wamtani, jack harkness, rose, sam merlotte, spike

Uh, Spike? [Have one blond vampire by way of California peering into her communicator, Marina.] Blondie bear?

What's going on here? Is this another one of your weird slayer fantasy things? Am I supposed to find you and not be able to thrust my pointy stake into your heart because I want you too much? Because I'm not doing it! Not after you brought me to who knows where and just gave me this ugly headset thing. You have to at least ask first.

Besides, I'm tired of playing that one. Buffy doesn't even have good hair. Would an extra minute on the conditioner kill her? I bet she's all, "no, I can't deep moisturize because I'm the chosen one, and I have to save the world" or something. Please, like she's the only one with things to do.

Come ooon, Spike. I'm not going to wait for you to answer, forever you know? I'm a vampire in my prime, and I could have any undead hunk I want. I won't stay out here all day! The sun is bad for my— Wait, sun?!

[Immediately trying to frantically brush the sun off as if it was a swarm of bees.] I'm burning! I'm burning!

...I'm...not burning?

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	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-13 09:25 am UTC (link)
	I know, right? So much better. So thanks for not doing that pretending to kill me thing anymore. That's super cool of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-17 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	That's alright. I'd rather pretend to kill someone like Xander anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-18 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. You should get a new vendetta. Cause evolution is cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-18 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, duh, like Xander Harris is even important or something. But the slayer cares because she has bad taste and it's my duty as an evil vampire to take out the slayer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video the_dawnster 2013-08-21 10:10 am UTC (link)
	Well he does save the world here and there. And he tells good jokes... good for the laughing. And you should stay away from my sister cause she can totally kick your... backside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	♦ video do_no_harmony 2013-08-25 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? Then why hasn't she? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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