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Tweak says, "Do you want to build a snowman"

Harmony Kendall (do_no_harmony) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-05 23:16:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, dawn summers, helix wamtani, jack harkness, rose, sam merlotte, spike

Uh, Spike? [Have one blond vampire by way of California peering into her communicator, Marina.] Blondie bear?

What's going on here? Is this another one of your weird slayer fantasy things? Am I supposed to find you and not be able to thrust my pointy stake into your heart because I want you too much? Because I'm not doing it! Not after you brought me to who knows where and just gave me this ugly headset thing. You have to at least ask first.

Besides, I'm tired of playing that one. Buffy doesn't even have good hair. Would an extra minute on the conditioner kill her? I bet she's all, "no, I can't deep moisturize because I'm the chosen one, and I have to save the world" or something. Please, like she's the only one with things to do.

Come ooon, Spike. I'm not going to wait for you to answer, forever you know? I'm a vampire in my prime, and I could have any undead hunk I want. I won't stay out here all day! The sun is bad for my— Wait, sun?!

[Immediately trying to frantically brush the sun off as if it was a swarm of bees.] I'm burning! I'm burning!

...I'm...not burning?

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	do_no_harmony 2013-08-09 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	You know, this is why no one likes you. [Her feelings!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntdamsel 2013-08-12 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	[ Still just kind of gaping. Harmony never ceases to amaze her. ] Not because I stick pointy wooden things in their chests. Good to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-17 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yeah, okay, that too. What's up with that anyway? You think you're so chosen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntdamsel 2013-08-18 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	You really don't understand how this slayer thing works, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-25 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah. Slayer dies and then there's a new slayer. You're like roaches you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntdamsel 2013-08-26 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	[ How dare she! Rude, Harmony ] Yeah, well its' better than blood sucking leeches! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-28 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Ew, leeches? Where? ...Hey! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntdamsel 2013-08-29 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	I knew you'd get there eventually, Harm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-30 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	You could just not use ally your [there must be a word for it] slayer riddles! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntdamsel 2013-09-02 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Party Pooper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-09-02 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I just realized I can hang up on you. So long, Slayer. [She taps one of the buttons confidently. Too bad it was the map button and not the disconnect.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doesntdamsel 2013-09-03 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	[ FOREVER LAUGHING except for where she takes mercy on Harmony and actually hits the disconnect button. ] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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