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Tweak says, "I don't want no scrubs"

Harmony Kendall (do_no_harmony) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-05 23:16:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, dawn summers, helix wamtani, jack harkness, rose, sam merlotte, spike

Uh, Spike? [Have one blond vampire by way of California peering into her communicator, Marina.] Blondie bear?

What's going on here? Is this another one of your weird slayer fantasy things? Am I supposed to find you and not be able to thrust my pointy stake into your heart because I want you too much? Because I'm not doing it! Not after you brought me to who knows where and just gave me this ugly headset thing. You have to at least ask first.

Besides, I'm tired of playing that one. Buffy doesn't even have good hair. Would an extra minute on the conditioner kill her? I bet she's all, "no, I can't deep moisturize because I'm the chosen one, and I have to save the world" or something. Please, like she's the only one with things to do.

Come ooon, Spike. I'm not going to wait for you to answer, forever you know? I'm a vampire in my prime, and I could have any undead hunk I want. I won't stay out here all day! The sun is bad for my— Wait, sun?!

[Immediately trying to frantically brush the sun off as if it was a swarm of bees.] I'm burning! I'm burning!

...I'm...not burning?

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	do_no_harmony 2013-08-09 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	You don't have to get all fussy. I'm... [Looking around.] Oh, there's the cutest little ice cream parlor [sector 4]. I wonder if people taste better after they eat ice cream. I bet they're more fattening though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-08-09 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	[ He will fuss as much as he damn well pleases! ] Stay put. I'll come get you. [ And with that he cuts the feed. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-09 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'll do what I want. [She says to the nothing on the other end and then stays put because she wants to see her Spikey!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2013-08-09 05:10 pm UTC (link)

[ He gets over there quick as a fox, not wanting her to do too much damage before he can get to her. Whether "getting to her" involves a staking he hasn't decided yet, but the possibility is there.

Once there he doesn't stop for social pleasantries or tear-stained reunions, but simply makes a grab for her arm so he can drag her off to a closet somewhere and lock her in. ]

C'mere.

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	do_no_harmony 2013-08-10 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! Let go of my arm, Mr. Grabby. I'm not into that...most of the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-08-11 09:11 am UTC (link)
	Harm. [ Growled out. What is this? Last time he saw her, he didn't have any problems asserting dominance over her. ]If you think I'm going to let you run around here as you please, you better think again. Now move your ass! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-17 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Let me? I am a strong, independent vampire woman. I'm only moving my ass now so you can watch it. But no touching if you keep this up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-08-17 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	Believe me, I'm not going to touch you more than absolutely necessary if I can help it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-18 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	What has gotten into you? Did the slayer get you all worked up again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-08-20 09:15 am UTC (link)
	Will you shut up about the bloody Slayer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-25 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Someone's crabby. But fine. [Shrug.] I didn't want to talk about her the stupid slayer anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-08-26 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Good. Now shut your mouth and come with me. [ Closet, closet... with a nice big padlock. Yes. That would be great. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-28 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Ugh, fine. Where are we going? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-08-28 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Someplace where you can't run your mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-30 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	That's kind of rude, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-08-31 08:03 am UTC (link)
	Since when do I give a toss about being rude? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-08-31 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	Since you want to be a good boyfriend. [Since never really.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2013-09-02 03:47 pm UTC (link)

[ He doesn't say it. He probably should, Harmony can be so bloody daft and he is with someone so much less annoying but in the end he can't bring himself to confirm it out loud. The shift of relationships, because that was definitely what they had even if his motives were selfish and physical and he didn't even think twice before staking her that one time.

Still, that would mean admitting to things. Owning up to them and we can't have that.. Of course, the look he gives her sends a pretty good message on its own. ]

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	do_no_harmony 2013-09-02 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	[Hey, what is that look for? Why does it look so message-y? Is he about to say something that is going to make her feel icky bad things?] ...I don't think I want to go wherever we're going. I think I should just explore for awhile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-09-03 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	[ Deep mock sigh. ] Fine. Sod off. Don't go spreading my name around while you're at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	do_no_harmony 2013-09-07 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	Like I'd want to. [Like she didn't do nothing but that before now. But she gives him a sad sort of puppy look before turning to go.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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