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Tweak says, "Bip Bop is my best friend!"

Valentine (gotatower) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-08-06 00:41:00

Entry tags:

:4th wall, artemis crock, bak chang, duo maxwell, sam merlotte

231//open//video&action
[ The feed clicks on to an incredibly scandalized man in a mask. He is scandalized and angry and upset and did I mention scandalized? ]

What kind of a sick place is this!? Trapping a man in a... a room full of these things! [ If he'd worked out how to work the communicator beyond the basic "make transmission" function, you'd be treated to a pan over a flock of cats. As it is, the mewing will have to do. ] This is cruel and unusual, this is! I'm a very important man, you know, I've got a tower! You can't just treat me like any old thing!

Am I talking to myself again?

((ooc: Valentine can initially be found in the Pet Café and then more or less all over the prison, for fun action-time shenanigans! ))

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	gotatower 2013-08-10 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Who said anything about reading? The little buggers love chewing on them... and any old fool would know that books migrate to the library, but that doesn't necessarily mean that's the only place one can find them, does it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punching_bag 2013-08-10 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	I can see them sleeping on a book or scratching it up, but chewing is just nonsense. What kind of cats are you used to? [ because he is no of all the unsure. Because you do not give away a book to be willfully destroyed! ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotatower 2013-08-10 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	They're not so much cats as sphinxes. Look just about the same though, give or take some rainbow wings and a very unsettling facial expression. Believe me, you don't want to be trapped in a dark alley by a pack of those things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punching_bag 2013-08-17 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	[ he stifled a laugh and very sternly corrected dear Valentine ] Perhaps you've been mistaken. These cats are quite docile. They've been trained since birth to behave. [ sans a few shredded curtains. You can't breed everything out of a cat. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotatower 2013-08-18 05:03 am UTC (link)
	You could say the same about circus lions, you know. And then one day when you're minding your own business, these docile creatures walk up to you and eat your legs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punching_bag 2013-08-22 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	[ he coughed ] I see you've certainly thought of all the angles. If such is the case, shall I help you extricate yourself from the pet store? Of course, all you need to do is walk towards the exit. The rest should happen naturally. [ and man oh man, this guy certainly had interesting ideas. Bak hadn't felt his brain stretch so much since Komui disappeared. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotatower 2013-08-23 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	No, no... that's fine. Someone else already stepped in for the part of upstanding citizen. No thanks to you, of course. [ And he hasn't even started talking about concertinas and chocolate buttons! ] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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