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Ianto Jones (readystopwatch) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-07-04 10:41:00

Entry tags:

bro strider, dirk strider, ianto jones, jack harkness, kitty pryde (aoa), martha jones, penelope garcia, raven darkholme, rose, sam winchester, shining armor, spencer reid

Day 226 l Christmas Party Mingle
[Ianto has, predictably, gone a bit overboard for the Christmas party he and Jack are throwing. The entire apartment has been decorated; there's a tree with gold and silver ornaments and twinkling lights, garlands draped over doorways, candles in every window and festive nicknacks scattered about. It looks like something out of a magazine, and may make visitors a little afraid to actually touch anything. There's also a lot of mistletoe around (one of the side effects of living with Captain Jack Harkness) so it's probably a good idea to keep one eye on the ceiling at all times.

Of course he's made plenty of coffee and some appetizers, so he hopes people really do respond to the invitation Jack sent out, otherwise there are going to be a hell of a lot of leftovers.]

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	[ota] proboscalypse 2013-07-08 02:37 am UTC (link)
	[Bro is coming to town. Someone got excellent news about his sex toy shop earlier and actually felt like he should interact with people, so here he is. Dressed like Santa, if Santa wore a baseball cap. He's probably stuffing his face and drinking as much as he can in order to tolerate this sort of party. Not his scene at all.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-08 03:16 am UTC (link)
	[Jake is not subtle, and Bro is...well, Bro. He probably knew Jake was going to come bother him before even Jake knew he was going to go bother Bro! Have a Jake trying to be sneaky and slide up next to Bro all sneaky-like.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 03:25 am UTC (link)
	[shiiiiiiit, that's so fucking cute. Bro totally plays along and pretends not to notice Mr. Jungle Ninja, though his eyebrow is arched as he takes a swig of beer. What are you gonna do, Jake?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-08 03:27 am UTC (link)
	[Jake will try to SURPRISE HIM by TRYING TO NUDGE HIM WITH AN ELBOW.] HOWDY, STRIDER!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 03:44 am UTC (link)
	[Gasp! Who could be behind that loud, adorable nudging?! Bro snorts into his drink when the elbow connects, then hooks an arm around Jake's neck to pull him close and ruffle his hair. He doesn't let him out of the headlock.] Who you talkin' to, English? The name's Kringle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-08 04:00 am UTC (link)
	[A gasp! and a laugh at all the affectionate hair-ruffling.] My apologies, I seem to have mistaken you for another strikingly rugged gent!!! Mr. Clause, I sincerely hope you'll forgive me!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 04:26 am UTC (link)
	You lucked out, kid. I already got your present all ready for bein' such a good boy this year so I don't got time to switch it to coal. [Here's a box, Jake. Lovingly wrapped with sparkly paper and duct tape.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-08 04:39 am UTC (link)
	[Jake tears open the packaging and tosses it aside because lol manners. He holds the perfectly made smuppet with wonder.] Yowza...! I've seen these in Dirk's room. What a cute little fella. [He squeezes its nose.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 04:58 am UTC (link)
	[It squeaks! It's also a pretty blue.] You should get on namin' him asap. [Oh but now he's holding out another present!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-08 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Neytiri! A lovely name for a lavely dame, don't you agree? [Squeak squeak. How'd you know he likes blue, Bro? BLINK BLINK] Another, SIR STRIDER? You shouldn't have! [He takes it anyway, grinning as he already tears into it.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-08 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Blue chicks don't really do it for me, Jake. [BUT REGARDLESS, this box has the knockoff version of Avatar in it.] Now you ain't gotta find for it for our movie date tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-08 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Jumping Jehoshaphat! This is great! [JAKE LOOKS THRILLED.] Don't you worry, my friend, I've stocked up on plenty of popcorn and snack foods for our entertainment! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-07-12 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Glad you like it. We doin' this at my place or yours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-07-12 06:39 am UTC (link)
	I have the perfect setup at my residence, Strider!! I hope that isn't an inconvenience for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	readystopwatch 2013-07-08 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	[Ianto is visibly horrified by the table manners and baseball cap combination. He's trying to be polite and welcoming, but clearly this is a PARTY CRISIS he needs to deal with.] Hello, I don't believe we've met. Ianto Jones, nice to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

proboscalypse
2013-07-08 05:59 pm UTC (link)

[Oh no, that face. How cute. Look at this guy being all horrified but still polite at him. Adorable. Bro does an awful job of not smirking as he totally leaves Ianto hanging while he takes a massive swig of booze.

Then he tips the brim of his awesome baseball cap up with the mouth of his bottle. Like a little doff. See, he can be polite too!]

Sup, Ianto. Name's Santa Claus but you can call me Bro. Cute party.

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	readystopwatch 2013-07-09 12:41 am UTC (link)
	[He takes a deep breath and puts on that calm butler face. It's Christmas, if there's ever a time to let people spray crumbs all over his newly cleaned flat, its now.] In that case we'll all have to be on our best behavior here to avoid your naughty list. And thank you. It was a bit of a last minute affair, but it's been nice to see everyone. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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