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Tweak says, "mow!"

Bro Strider (proboscalypse) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-06-25 23:54:00

Entry tags:

bro strider, dirk strider, hatsuharu sohma, jack harkness, jake english, jane crocker, kitty pryde (aoa), lacus clyne, laura kinney, lelouch vi britannia, penelope garcia, rebecca crane, sawyer ford, yuuki kuran

[ day 225 ❣ voice ]
[Bro’s been a very busy man as of late! Though it’s true he spends a good amount of his valuable time harassing babyself and co., he has other important things to do. Plans to set in motion. “What kind of plans?” you might ask.

Let me tell you right now that you probably don’t want to know.

But regardless, you’re going to find out.]

Yo.

Aight, I got a pretty damn successful business back home and I’ve been thinkin’ of opening a storefront here. I like havin’ shit to do. Keeps me honest and all. But given the…nature…of the store in mind, I figured I should test the waters and I got a few questions.

If you ain’t too busy, mind if I hit you up?

…I’d say only 18 and up need respond but since it don’t seem like you gotta be legal to drink here, I’m guessin’ the age restrictions on the distribution of pornographic materials also ain’t countin’. So go ahead, I guess.

What a fuckin’ lawless den of iniquity.

[ooc: So if that wasn’t clear, Bro is hoping to set up an adult novelty store (pretty much a retail outlet for his smuppets and other sex toys) in Marina!! That’s what the questions he ask will be about and, provided your character looks/sounds over 16 (Bro actually does have some limitations to his grossness), they will be potentially embarrassing and deeply personal things like: are you in a relationship, are you sexually active, do you look at porn (on the internet, in print, etc), have you ever used a toy before on yourself/on someone else, is there anything that would enhance your sex life here, things like that.]

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unmitigated
2013-06-26 05:19 pm UTC (link)

Hear hear, my friend. If you can find a way to get that going, I'm totally with you -- at least in principle, and depending on the merch I might tour through. Give me liberty or give me death... at least give me access to glow--in-the-dark personal amusement devices without having to endure the third degree from jerky computer voices. [She's not so much into such kinks per se, but she respects people's right to get them without asking the stinking Wardens' permission!]

So yeah, consider me survey-able.

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	proboscalypse 2013-06-26 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	My fuckin' thoughts exactly. If I get this shit open, you should at least stop in for a solid high five from me. Alright so glow in the dark vibes, dildos? Anything else sound appealing to ya? Figured I might as well stock the place with things people want so if you got something you're into, tell me about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unmitigated 2013-06-26 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	[She laughs in that carefree way of hers.] I was just saying that as an example, but sure toss it on the list. Really, I'm a fan of anything with style. Could you do some superhero themed stuff? That could be fun, considering we have some actual superheroes here. Wait, is that copyright infringement? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proboscalypse 2013-06-30 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Don't think it matters much even if it is. It's already on my record so I'll put it down. Already got costumes as a suggestion but I'm honestly all for throwin' Batman onto as much shit as possible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unmitigated 2013-07-02 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Holy ultra-specific kinks, Batman. But no, great idea. I say what's the point of getting between the sheets if you're not gonna have fun with it? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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