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[video | open] 1st Discovery | Day 223
[Well, it's another of those orange suits marking a new arrival, huh? This one belongs to a young woman standing calm and looking straight in the camera with not a hint of nervousness. She might look a little like she has some bright pink gum in her hair. No -- more like her hair is bright pink gum. Very long bright pink gum. She's not exactly human.

Though she's lacking any sort of royal dress at the moment, viewers might notice a tall golden crown on her head as she speaks. The plain orange jumpsuit doesn't stop her from making an address in tones reserved for public speech, beginning with a gesture in the air with her arms.]

Citizens of Marina Nova!

Greetings! I am Princess Bubblegum of the Candy Kingdom in the Land of Ooo. I understand we've all been brought across some manner of trans-dimensional vortex to this...prison. If my calculations are correct, at this moment we could be any one of thousands of locations in the multiverse.

I implore any of my fellow scientists to lend me your insights into the workings of whatever technology allowed this. For the good of scientific knowledge, collaboration into the science behind this facility could lead to fascinating new discoveries for us all. If there is not already a scientific conference, let us establish one to exchange our ideas on this.

[Her voice takes on a more tender, personal tone.] Finn? Jake? Lady? Any of my people? [There's others she could say too, but--] If you're out there, worry not; I am certain we will get this situation under control.

[Now back to public speaking mode.] As for anyone else... Any personal anecdotes on this facility could be highly useful for my research. I thank you in advance for anything you are able to contribute!

[P-Bubs out.]