Man, am I all kinds of for that plan. I don't want to get any of my friends all up on arms, thinking this was something coerced or anything but helping a buddy out. [Which, yes, they may have a teeny right to be upset, but the situation is what it is.]
[And she did give her word, so off to the kitchen.] It's really awkward trying to think of a place to... cut. Where it won't be obvious. Elbow, maybe, if it's good enough for the donor team it's gotta be good enough for us.