[ Someone up... down... somewhere likes him. That's the only explanation. Not even Jack, the never-ending Happy Meal offered him a snack without wanting something in return. ]
Alright... sure, let's go for it. I'm not going to turn down a square meal. [ More like an afternoon munchie but beggars can't be choosers. ] Just keep this between the two of us, alright? There are some people here who would be all too happy to stake me if they found out I was snackin' on someone.