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Tweak says, "ROCKLOBSTER!"

cptn_tightpants (cptn_tightpants) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-05-13 13:17:00

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asami sato, buffy summers, damara megido, duo maxwell, emily prentiss, helix wamtani, jack harkness, korra, malcolm reynolds, peggy carter, richie foley, rogue, seven of nine, shining armor, spike, yuuri shibuya

Day 219: Open Video
[Have a very angry looking Mal. He figures this is all Alliance tricks. Maybe drugs. He's not sure. But the tech definitely seems Alliance. Except for when he steps out and realizes he's underwater. That's pretty new, but he won't let them know how unsettling the whole thing is.]
Clearly I ain't dead, and I ain't dreamin' because I never seen orange in this color. Thought you took yer criminals an' stuck 'em in mines or other hard labor colonies. Hell, even if you did want me in prison, I seem to remember grey bein' a favorite color? 'Least that's what the good Doctor says.

But I suppose y'all are pleased to get him and his sister back. My only question is where's my coat. I know you had to take the gun away, but I want the coat back. And the pants too preferably. And if you just let me know where they are, and where Serenity is, I'll be on my way with my crew.

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	chipswiththat 2013-06-05 11:14 am UTC (link)
	Regular, ordinary human then, I take it? If you don't have to worry about damaging your toys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-07 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	[Huh? What is this man talking about?] Well, Jayne sometimes takes an ear when we need information. And then I did kick Crow through the engine intake. [He chuckles at the memory.] But just a brawl... nope. I don't worry about damaging people. Sides... closest thing to non-human I know is the Reavers. And maybe River. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-08 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh boy, are you in for a treat. This place is crawlin' with non-humans. In fact... you're talking to one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-11 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Right. An' my first mate's not quite all there too. [He laughs sarcastically. Because of course Spike is human. He's human shaped and colored.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-11 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	You don't believe me? [ He grins before shifting into game face. This part is always so much fun. ] How about now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-12 03:40 am UTC (link)
	[Mal's eyes got huge and his mouth dropped as he let off a string of Mandarin.] Doc musta gave me some strong drugs... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-12 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	[ He snickers, words coming out in a slight hiss. Fangs and all that, a mouth full of them. ] Never heard of vampires before? Oh, you are going to have a lot of fun around here... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-14 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	Course I heard of them. Reavers ain't the only bedtime story told to scare kids. Though reavers is the most scary. [Mal shakes his head and blinks again before looking back at Spike] That's really all real? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-14 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	As real as they come, mate. [ He lets the features fade away, predatorial yellow eyes returning to the much more human blue. Deceptive. ] 'Course, if you want more proof I'm sure I could think of some way to provide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-15 04:21 am UTC (link)
	No... no... I rather like keeping my blood inside my body. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-15 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	That's what they all say... but sure, suit yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-16 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Well, you ain't zactly able to live with the blood outta you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-16 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	[ He makes a doubting noise. ] I think you'll find some do pretty well without it. [ Certainly not including himself in that. He needs blood, alright. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-17 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Well... jus' as long as you don't take mine away... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-06-17 11:55 am UTC (link)
	Not making any promises, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptn_tightpants 2013-06-17 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	[Mal glares at the man and gives another curse in Mandarin before finally hanging up. His ability to make comebacks seems to have dropped at the moment and he's tired of talking to this thing.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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