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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-05-09 20:32:00

Entry tags:

aidan reilly, aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, duo maxwell, euphemia li britannia, kitty pryde (aoa), roxy lalonde, sawyer ford

Day 218; ⛎ Action | Evening/Late Night
[Caliborn got really pumped about his punishment, in that it meant that he could finally get some artistic recognition.]

[What he didn't get so pumped about was the fact that his name was to be displayed alongside them. So instead of bragging to the whole network about his awesome new art pieces, he just quietly submits his work and goes to find something better to do.]

[Which means going to the arcade to dick around with the shooters and fighting games for a while, and then looting the media store. Or he likes to think of it as looting, since he doesn't have to pay for anything, but there wasn't anything explicitly wrong about his conduct. ...Other than the part where he started giggling maliciously and ran out of the store, anyway.]

[Caliborn decides to round out his night by hooking up a brand new stereo. He'd pawed through the musical selections and picked out the things that looked the most offensive. So now he's pointing the speakers at the wall, cranking up the volume, and hitting "play" on his shiny new monster metal album.]

[At around 1:00am.]

[To those who are vaguely adjacent to his Sector 2 apartment: I am so sorry.]

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	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Don't say my name. And don't tell me what to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 04:41 am UTC (link)
	... Caliborn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Shut up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 05:02 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 05:05 am UTC (link)
	[Caliborn glares at him.] I should have never told you my name? What was I thinking. I don't even know. I can't. Pin it down. But at least. That's less scandalous. Than what you let Jake do to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 05:19 am UTC (link)
	... What do you know about Jake. [ Did Jake tell everyone about that?! ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ophiuchus
2013-05-11 05:26 am UTC (link)

Everything. [Yes.]

His shamelessness. Is only paralleled. By his remarkable lack of common sense.

He asked me. Me. For advice. On your gross togetherness habits. [Caliborn's tone suggests that even he understands how fucking stupid and bad of an idea that was. Especially because it made him sick.]

And also. Everyone who happened to be listening to their communicator at the time.

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	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 05:34 am UTC (link)
	......... Jesus fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I know. [He is glad that they can agree on something. Dirk has gotten Difficult lately.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 05:44 am UTC (link)
	[ :\| He checks the time. It's only been five minutes. Shit. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 05:47 am UTC (link)
	[You're in for the longest ten minutes of your life, Dirk.] Between you and me. I think. You should upgrade. To the Lalonde bitch. [A very, very long ten minutes.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Nah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 05:56 am UTC (link)
	[He huffs.] Whatever. Go ahead. Suffer the moron. With the concussion. You have terrible taste. I don't want to hear about it. Or your pumpkin ship. Ever again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 06:09 am UTC (link)
	That's too bad, man, because the pumpkin ship is my fuckin' OTP. You're gonna be seeing a lot more of it. [ Operation: Cuddle Jake in front of Caliborn. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 06:11 am UTC (link)
	[DAS RUDE DIRK.] Disgusting. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 06:17 am UTC (link)
	It's canon, bro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 06:37 am UTC (link)
	So what. Ships can sink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 06:44 am UTC (link)
	This one's sunk all the way to the bottom of the ocean and it's still going strong. Altshippers need to know when to give up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Look. All I'm saying. Is that you need to keep your options open. Inevitably. Jake will be so fucking stupid. That a clever human male like you. Will throw your hands up. And require an immediate move. To pastures that aren't green at all. Because fuck that color. And fuck your Earth vegetation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Nope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 06:51 am UTC (link)
	... What. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 06:53 am UTC (link)
	This ship's fuckin' immortal, bro. [ And then, a sardonic leer. ] I mean, I fell in love knowing just how stupid he could be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ophiuchus
2013-05-11 07:00 am UTC (link)

[Caliborn's recoil is no mere backwards scoot across the floor.]

[It is his upper half arcing in revulsion, and his arms curling up defensively, though there is no deflecting that word or the horrible truth. His bottom eyelids coming up as his mouth twists into a sneer. Bare reptilian feet dig into the floor, until the muscles in his legs coil and tense with enough spare energy to send him backward and away from the interloper.]

[The by-then tentative illusion of bros, and of Dirk not having inferior human emotions, has been shattered. Caliborn has never felt more disgusted or horrified in his life.]

Get out.

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	smuppeteer 2013-05-11 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh? But we still have still seven minutes left. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-11 07:05 am UTC (link)
	I don't care. [He jabs a finger at the door.] Leave. Abscond. Shoo. I don't want to look at you. And your defiled. Filthy. Lower human-ness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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