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Tweak says, "i love you"

никола тесла (genius) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-04-15 06:38:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, artemis crock, calliope-caliborn, elena gilbert, korra, nikola tesla, peter parker (tas), piter de vries, rose, sam merlotte, sawyer ford

day 215 | i » video → open.
My, my, this is quite the development. Get unlawfully incarcerated, get a free Skype account and a reject Xbox headset. Microsoft ditched this design for a reason, but it's good to know that access to social media isn't limited to the footloose and fancy free. They can cross being biased against the criminally charged off their would be lawsuits -- if any of these charges happened to be valid, that is. You seem to be lacking a proper judicial system. Get one. The Big Brother look isn't good a look on anyone, and I have zero interest in playing along with your little game of transdimensional authoritarian checkers, Stalin and Mussolini. [ that'd be you, conscienti and veridical. ]

As for the pocket placement itself, sans your little list o' crimes... [ a shrug of indifference. ] As a good friend of mine once said, "Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company."

[ not like he's got anything better to do -- at least, not at the moment. give it time, he'll grow bored and restless, and start rattling the bars on his underwater cage soon enough. neither will stop him from being difficult, though. ]

Anyone know if this thing happens to do Guitar Hero?

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	genius 2013-04-16 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	These things come with an off switch for a reason, scooter. Learn how to use it or take the damned thing off like any sensible person would do. [ though sparky's not far from the truth. he is sparky. literally, and of the electrical variety. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-17 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Yeah well, cable's busted. Plus, I like watchin' the new folks whine at the robots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-17 01:08 am UTC (link)
	Clearly someone's never heard of a book, nevermind the concept of picking one up and opening it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-17 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	[Actually he's a massive bookworm, though you'd never know it talking to him, so he just smirks away, clearly unbothered by the comment.] What, so I can ask a robot jail 'bout their judicial system? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-17 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Or considerable lack thereof, among other things. Books were doing wonders for the world long before I postulated the theory of the internet. [ sit down al gore, nikola tesla did that first. long before computers were even a thing. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-17 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Ain't gonna be too happy here, then, Einstein. Library switches up the catalogue every three days. Trust me, make sure you ain't on a cliffhanger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-17 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	[ nikola makes a sound of utter disgust. he spent the better part of what history considered his "later years" continuously questioning the validity of einstein's work. ] The name's Tesla, not Einstein. I'm neither German nor a government pet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-18 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Whoa, slow down there, skippy, you don't get to pick the nicknames 'round here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-18 12:02 am UTC (link)
	It isn't a nickname. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-18 12:44 am UTC (link)
	[He's having so much fun with this, and isn't really bothering to hide it.] Okay then, cowboy. How 'bout you introduce yourself and I'll give that a whirl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-18 01:17 am UTC (link)
	[ cowboy. what sagacity -- only not. ] You first, Jed Clampett. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-18 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Still workin' on it, ain't you amigo? Sawyer. Earth, 2004 'cause apparently you gotta mention that sorta thing here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-20 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Tesla, Earth, 2011 -- that's Doctor Tesla to you, scruffy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-20 02:33 am UTC (link)
	What, you time travelin', Doc, or'd you just copy the name? [A smug, you-didn't-think-I-knew-who-Tesla-was-did-you? look.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-20 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Doctor. And no. More Nicolas Flamel, less HG Wells. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-20 11:45 am UTC (link)
	Alrighty then Harry Potter, why don't you explain it from the start? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

genius
2013-04-20 03:35 pm UTC (link)

I'm afraid that's classified information, and if I explain the secret of longevity to you... well, I'd have to kill you. And as fun as that would be, I'd really rather not put up with whatever sort of punishment Thing 1 and Thing 2 deem appropriate in retaliation for that. So, believe what you want. I know who I am, and if I cared about people knowing who I was in this day and age, I wouldn't have gone through the trouble to ensure the world believed I died in 1943.

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	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-20 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Hell, past few months I been stuck on a damn island of mystery with smoke monsters and polar bears and now I'm in an underwater robot prison so if you say you're immortal or whatever the hell, yeah, I'll believe it. So what, you spent the past sixty years getting in trouble and now Johnny Law caught up with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

genius
2013-04-20 11:09 pm UTC (link)

How unfortunate for you.

I wouldn't say that the law has caught up with any of us, except for those who have actually committed crimes. Their selection seems random at best, and their accusations farfetched and deliberately designed to feed their warped sense of justice. Seems to me they'd imprison an innocent kitty cat if they could. Mouse murder. Dreadful thing.

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	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-21 11:44 am UTC (link)
	Hey, 'least I don't gotta worry 'bout payin' rent. Know what gets me, Doc Brown? For someone whose innocent you sure seem worked up 'bout their charges. What the phrase? Somethin' 'bout protestin' too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-21 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Let's try protesting for the sake of being difficult. What part of deliberately trying to annoy the wardens are you people missing? I swear, it's like I've been tossed into a crock pot full of monkeys going backwards on the evolutionary scale. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-21 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like somebody ain't ever been locked up before. Anyway, way I see it we got free food, nice scenery, couple of bars; what've we got to complain about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-23 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Lack of good wine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotafishbiscuit 2013-04-23 11:48 am UTC (link)
	They got a vampire bar; guy who runs it seems kinda snobby, might wanna give it a try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-26 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	Vampire bar? [ he rolls his eyes. ] It's like Joss Whedon penned the first draft of this script. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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