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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	notapirate 2013-03-31 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Which part are you whatting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
	That last part. With the packages. I don't want to know. But it made even less sense than usual. For the topic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-31 03:54 am UTC (link)
	You said she was shipping people. I assume bubble wrap was involved. I'm only getting about 70% of this anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-31 04:03 am UTC (link)
	[Even Caliborn isn't completely sure what they're talking about anymore.] No. You're not going to trick me into explaining her debauchery. Ask her yourself. If you really need to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-04-02 03:56 am UTC (link)
	I'll put it on my to do list right now. Guess that means I should go find a pen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-02 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Whatever. It's your choice. To ruin your otherwise-untainted brain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-04-05 12:16 am UTC (link)
	What makes you think my brain is untainted? [Xander, what are you arguing?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-06 12:43 am UTC (link)
	The benefit of the doubt. Extended from man to man. Also. You have been not completely stupid during our conversation. [He means this as a compliment!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-04-07 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Gee...thanks. [The sad part is he takes it as a compliment.] Okay, well, I should be...doing other things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-08 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Fine. [That's a firm and agreeable "fine."] You understand brevity. Good. I think we can coexist. With minimal trouble. And only a normal amount of death threats. It's good to see. That some people in this plush prison. Aren't a total waste. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-04-10 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Great. It always seems excessive when I have to use above normal amounts of death threats. You run out of synonyms for axe. It's a lot of trouble. [You crazy, crazy person you.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-10 05:12 am UTC (link)
	[Caliborn laughs. It's quite nearly a giggle, but with too much malice to be anything so sweet as one of those.] You just need to branch out. Expand the repertoire. Beyond your Strife Deck. [But he realizes he's being kind of talky, so he cheerfully shrugs that off.] We can exchange death threat tips. Another time. But. Before you go. What's your name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-04-14 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I'll definitely look into that. [Whatever that was and no he won't.] [Mentioning his name to a crazy person feels like a bad call.] Bond. James Bond. [Best call. He was one Halloween!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-14 01:06 am UTC (link)
	[Luckily for Xander's privacy and for the entertainment of everyone else, Caliborn is not at all familiar with that reference.] James human. We will meet again. Fuck you. [It's a very conversational and casual "fuck you." Said in the same tone as most people say "goodbye." Extra context clues come from the fact that he hangs up right after saying it.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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