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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	notapirate 2013-03-21 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	You seriously don't know what Clue is? [Why is he surprised?] It's a murder mystery board game where you try to figure out who the killer was and which room they did it in and with what kind of weapon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-21 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	[And as far as Caliborn is concerned, it is a game that should end with a party being thrown for the murderer.] Of course I don't. Earth's board games are paltry and boring. Except chess. And this one. [And he actually hasn't really played any others, but still.] Tell me where to find game boards for both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-22 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	"Earth's board games?" I haven't really done a lot of board game shopping since I've been in prison and all. Seems like one might try a store though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-22 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	Did I stutter. Either way. A game will be sought out. Or many games. And they will be played. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-22 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	...You make that sound like a threat somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-22 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	It's not NOT a threat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-22 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Consider me not not threatened. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-23 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry. I already did. [However that works.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-24 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	How very take charge of you. What's your deal anyway? Who are you? What do you want? You know, the whole bad guy spiel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-25 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I am a man of simple needs. Kill my sister. Wreck some shit. Preferably everything? You know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-26 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Why would you kill your sister? [Yes, that one bothered him more.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-26 02:19 am UTC (link)
	She gets in my way. And tries to force me to do things. Vile things. That you would shudder to hear. [Like encouraging him to be nice to people and to make friends and trying to teach him history.] If you ever have the misfortune of meeting her. You'll understand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-27 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you enjoyed and were proud of doing vile things. Wasn't that kind of the point of all this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-27 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. But no. You see. I embrace our nature. And our nature is to do things that are objectively bad. She's unabashedly into disgusting alien filth practices. Like- romanceuugghhckkkk. [He spits as though to get the taste of that word out of his mouth.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-27 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	...She wants you to date or something, so you need to kill her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-27 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Holy fucking shit. How is that what I said. At all. Also. Don't ever say anything like that ever again. Gross. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-29 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	You're the one who talked about romance. I didn't think you meant together. [Please don't mean together.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/2 ophiuchus 2013-03-29 08:54 pm UTC (link)
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	2/2 ophiuchus 2013-03-29 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Stop! Just fucking stop. No one would- ugh- kiss her. Least of all. Me. Goddddd. I mean that she's like. Into shipping people. Together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-31 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Okay, great. No one kisses your sister. I'm fine with that. She just packages people and sends them via FedEx somewhere. [Shipping? What?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-31 02:40 am UTC (link)
	... What. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-31 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Which part are you whatting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
	That last part. With the packages. I don't want to know. But it made even less sense than usual. For the topic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notapirate 2013-03-31 03:54 am UTC (link)
	You said she was shipping people. I assume bubble wrap was involved. I'm only getting about 70% of this anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-31 04:03 am UTC (link)
	[Even Caliborn isn't completely sure what they're talking about anymore.] No. You're not going to trick me into explaining her debauchery. Ask her yourself. If you really need to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)