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Tweak says, "SOOOOOOOOOOUL PUNCH!!"

Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	quarky 2013-03-14 07:29 am UTC (link)
	[Did he just. There's a little growl.] Weak and pathetic my ass! I'll still be the witch of space and you'll just be a cocky sexist douche! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:21 am UTC (link)
	[He just starts laughing like a stupid giddy asshole at that.] You're one of those. Even better. No. You'll definitely die. And I'll make it happen. In the meantime. Watch out where you advertise your "heroic" nature. Or you might find yourself drowning in obnoxious fangirl slime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-16 03:03 am UTC (link)
	...wait, what? I'm one of what? What are you talking about? [Not the reaction she was expecting...] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-16 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Your status as a space bitch. Or a witch. Whatever. The point is. It's shit. Especially compared to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-16 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, what the hell do you know?! You're barking up the wrong tree, asshole! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-16 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	[If he paid attention to Calliope's favorite story, he would probably actually know Jade, but he didn't so he doesn't.] Keep telling yourself that. It will make your dying tears sweeter. And more hilarious to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-16 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh please. You're just a little brat, especially here! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-16 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	[He snickers.] Am I. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-17 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	What else would you be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-18 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it obvious. I'm your worst nightmare. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-18 12:28 am UTC (link)
	You're not even close! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-18 12:58 am UTC (link)
	I don't expect someone like you to understand. Being a feeble girl and all. Let me slow down. And try one more time. Try to keep up, witch. [He starts speaking really really slowly.] I'm better than you. In every conceivable way. And you. As the inferior creature. By being not-me. Will be destroyed. Also by me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-18 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Okay, you know what? If I wanted to, I could teleport you outside into all the water where you'd drown if you weren't crushed by the pressure first. I mean, I don't want to. Because even being a huge douchefuck isn't worthy of death. But I could. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-18 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I'm so scared. [He's not.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-18 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	You think you'd do well outside under all that water? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-19 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	I think that. Hollow threats. Are some funny shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-20 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	If you try to hurt anyone here it's not going to be hollow for long! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-20 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Ohhhhh. [He giggles, indicating just what he thinks about THAT.] You have me shaking now. Just. Don't get cocky. You aren't that special. Trust me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-21 01:00 am UTC (link)
	And what makes you "that special"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-21 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Why is the sky black. Why is sand red. These are facts. Just like me. And my specialness. [And also his ridiculousness.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-21 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	...none of those things are actually true, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-21 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously. Are you really trying to argue that. Calm down. Take a deep breath. Maybe some of it will reach your girl-brain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-22 02:33 am UTC (link)
	[A growl] You're an idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-22 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Me? Look in a mirror sometime. Assuming they don't break on you. For being ugly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarky 2013-03-31 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh screw you! I'm adorable! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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