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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure you went to the right place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Of course I did. There is no possible way. I could have gotten this wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Clocktower Estates, apartment [ completely different apartment number ]? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:19 am UTC (link)
	[Maybe gradually ramping up the bratty tone.] That's not what you said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:28 am UTC (link)
	No. It's fucking not. [He flips a table, which makes a bad racket.] [And then he leaves for the new apartment number, without bothering to close the door.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:31 am UTC (link)
	[ The new apartment number is actually one that doesn't exist. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 01:09 am UTC (link)
	[Caliborn wanders the halllway a few times. He may not give a shit about math but he knows his numbers and so this is definitely not right..] [He reaches a conclusion.] Douchebag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 01:18 am UTC (link)
	You called? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Stop delaying the inevitable. It's only a matter of time before I find you. Where the fuck are you really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 05:26 am UTC (link)
	If it's only a matter of time before you find me, there's no need for me to tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:28 am UTC (link)
	[Aggravated.] Dirk. Tell me where you live. Right now, Dirk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 05:29 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Yes! Dirk. Tell me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Nope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:37 am UTC (link)
	This is not a request. Or an invitation for your human "irony." Give me your address. [If he rephrases and repeats it enough times it'll work, right.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Do you know how humans used to define insanity? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Shhhhit. If it doesn't involve leading me to your bro-room with a trail of gumdrops. Then I don't fucking care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 06:01 am UTC (link)
	GOD. [And then the audio dissolves into the sound of repeated slamming as Caliborn takes his frustration out on a nearby apartment door.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 06:03 am UTC (link)
	[ Now to turn this around. Because he really is interested in seeing how the cherubs are doing. ] How about we meet somewhere in public later? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 06:06 am UTC (link)
	[There's no immediate answer, because the door needs to be slammed three or four more times.] Fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Great. Sometime this afternoon good for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Yes. And when it's time. I'll contact you on the device. You won't call me. Got it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Works for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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