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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:43 am UTC (link)
	It's unlocked, bro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	[There's a pause where Caliborn very quiet and stealthily turns the knob and scoots the door ever so slightly ajar.] [He will then proceed to kick the door open with a loud BANG.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:02 am UTC (link)
	[ The apartment is completely empty. Never been lived in. Absolutely no sign of anyone there, let alone Dirk. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:06 am UTC (link)
	[That doesn't stop him from sauntering in, looking around, and then kicking a chair over.] What the fuck is this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Gonna have to be hells of more specific. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:13 am UTC (link)
	You don't live here. You have horses. And puppets. And other bullshit. There's nothing here. Especially nothing alluding to your. Insipid hobbies. And there's no candy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure you went to the right place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Of course I did. There is no possible way. I could have gotten this wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Clocktower Estates, apartment [ completely different apartment number ]? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:19 am UTC (link)
	[Maybe gradually ramping up the bratty tone.] That's not what you said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:28 am UTC (link)
	No. It's fucking not. [He flips a table, which makes a bad racket.] [And then he leaves for the new apartment number, without bothering to close the door.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:31 am UTC (link)
	[ The new apartment number is actually one that doesn't exist. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 01:09 am UTC (link)
	[Caliborn wanders the halllway a few times. He may not give a shit about math but he knows his numbers and so this is definitely not right..] [He reaches a conclusion.] Douchebag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 01:18 am UTC (link)
	You called? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Stop delaying the inevitable. It's only a matter of time before I find you. Where the fuck are you really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 05:26 am UTC (link)
	If it's only a matter of time before you find me, there's no need for me to tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:28 am UTC (link)
	[Aggravated.] Dirk. Tell me where you live. Right now, Dirk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 05:29 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Yes! Dirk. Tell me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Nope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:37 am UTC (link)
	This is not a request. Or an invitation for your human "irony." Give me your address. [If he rephrases and repeats it enough times it'll work, right.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Do you know how humans used to define insanity? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-15 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Shhhhit. If it doesn't involve leading me to your bro-room with a trail of gumdrops. Then I don't fucking care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-15 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)