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Tweak says, "yar right"

Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	findutopia 2013-03-12 06:41 am UTC (link)
	... [ Frown. ] Well, I guess I can't make you be my friend. But I'll be right here if you ever change your mind or need a favor or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh. We will never. Speak of this again. Got it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	findutopia 2013-03-13 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Sure! [ WINK. She's playing along!! She thinks she is being clever. ] You never told me your name, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:11 am UTC (link)
	You don't deserve my name. Not that I would give it away. In any situation? But if I did. You are the last person. I would give it to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	findutopia 2013-03-13 12:12 am UTC (link)
	What am I supposed to call you, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:14 am UTC (link)
	"My Lord." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	findutopia 2013-03-13 12:20 am UTC (link)
	...oh, right! 'Cause you're a Demon Lord. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Oohh. That sounds. So good. I am definitely that. And. It is what you will call me. From now on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	findutopia 2013-03-13 12:28 am UTC (link)
	You got it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Good. Now. Fuck off. [AND THEN HE HANGS UP...] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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