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Tweak says, "Say no more, mon amour"

Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 04:37 am UTC (link)
	...if I do, will you shut up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Sector four, Clocktower Estates. [ He gives the number of an apartment he is pretty sure is empty. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 05:55 am UTC (link)
	That means nothing. Give me directions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 05:57 am UTC (link)
	No. There's a map on your communicator. Use it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Ughhh. [But he actually does use it. If only because it is a treasure map, and at the end of the road is Dirk and candy.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:06 am UTC (link)
	[ Gay. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:07 am UTC (link)
	[omfg.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:14 am UTC (link)
	I'll be waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Good. [At least until he ends up at the empty apartment. Then it will be less good.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:35 am UTC (link)
	[ Dirk's just gonna be waiting around for that to happen. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:41 am UTC (link)
	[And eventually he finds it!!! And yeah he never hung up on the communicator, either.] Dirk. Open the fucking door. Or I'm kicking it down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:43 am UTC (link)
	It's unlocked, bro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	[There's a pause where Caliborn very quiet and stealthily turns the knob and scoots the door ever so slightly ajar.] [He will then proceed to kick the door open with a loud BANG.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:02 am UTC (link)
	[ The apartment is completely empty. Never been lived in. Absolutely no sign of anyone there, let alone Dirk. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:06 am UTC (link)
	[That doesn't stop him from sauntering in, looking around, and then kicking a chair over.] What the fuck is this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Gonna have to be hells of more specific. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:13 am UTC (link)
	You don't live here. You have horses. And puppets. And other bullshit. There's nothing here. Especially nothing alluding to your. Insipid hobbies. And there's no candy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure you went to the right place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Of course I did. There is no possible way. I could have gotten this wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Clocktower Estates, apartment [ completely different apartment number ]? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:19 am UTC (link)
	[Maybe gradually ramping up the bratty tone.] That's not what you said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 12:28 am UTC (link)
	No. It's fucking not. [He flips a table, which makes a bad racket.] [And then he leaves for the new apartment number, without bothering to close the door.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:31 am UTC (link)
	[ The new apartment number is actually one that doesn't exist. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)