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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Quick question. What's the last thing you remember before you woke up here? The last thing me and my friends did, I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	How should I know?? I don't give a shit about chronology. Or syncing the timeline. Yawn. But. It was probably something stupid and irrelevant. Like everything you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	[ Eyeroll. ] Naturally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	[Now that THAT'S settled.] Tell me where you live, Dirk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	What? No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Why not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 12:23 am UTC (link)
	I don't just give out my home address like candy, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Both. Do both. [Candy actually sounds like a really good idea right about now.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 03:44 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes. You will give me the candy. And your home address. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 04:37 am UTC (link)
	...if I do, will you shut up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Sector four, Clocktower Estates. [ He gives the number of an apartment he is pretty sure is empty. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 05:55 am UTC (link)
	That means nothing. Give me directions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 05:57 am UTC (link)
	No. There's a map on your communicator. Use it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Ughhh. [But he actually does use it. If only because it is a treasure map, and at the end of the road is Dirk and candy.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:06 am UTC (link)
	[ Gay. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:07 am UTC (link)
	[omfg.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:14 am UTC (link)
	I'll be waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Good. [At least until he ends up at the empty apartment. Then it will be less good.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:35 am UTC (link)
	[ Dirk's just gonna be waiting around for that to happen. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:41 am UTC (link)
	[And eventually he finds it!!! And yeah he never hung up on the communicator, either.] Dirk. Open the fucking door. Or I'm kicking it down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:43 am UTC (link)
	It's unlocked, bro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	[There's a pause where Caliborn very quiet and stealthily turns the knob and scoots the door ever so slightly ajar.] [He will then proceed to kick the door open with a loud BANG.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-13 12:02 am UTC (link)
	[ The apartment is completely empty. Never been lived in. Absolutely no sign of anyone there, let alone Dirk. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)