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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	It's already "a thing." There is no question. That they will die. The carnage will be brutal. And gory. As gory as computers can be when they're dead. Which is not very. [This is kind of a bummer, but at least he can try it on principle.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm sure. You're the first person to have an idea like this. Nobody has ever tried it before, and if they have they were just so bad at executing it. Surely you'll be successful where they failed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Quick question. What's the last thing you remember before you woke up here? The last thing me and my friends did, I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	How should I know?? I don't give a shit about chronology. Or syncing the timeline. Yawn. But. It was probably something stupid and irrelevant. Like everything you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	[ Eyeroll. ] Naturally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	[Now that THAT'S settled.] Tell me where you live, Dirk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	What? No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Why not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 12:23 am UTC (link)
	I don't just give out my home address like candy, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Both. Do both. [Candy actually sounds like a really good idea right about now.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 03:44 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes. You will give me the candy. And your home address. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 04:37 am UTC (link)
	...if I do, will you shut up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Sector four, Clocktower Estates. [ He gives the number of an apartment he is pretty sure is empty. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 05:55 am UTC (link)
	That means nothing. Give me directions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 05:57 am UTC (link)
	No. There's a map on your communicator. Use it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Ughhh. [But he actually does use it. If only because it is a treasure map, and at the end of the road is Dirk and candy.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:06 am UTC (link)
	[ Gay. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:07 am UTC (link)
	[omfg.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:14 am UTC (link)
	I'll be waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Good. [At least until he ends up at the empty apartment. Then it will be less good.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 06:35 am UTC (link)
	[ Dirk's just gonna be waiting around for that to happen. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 06:41 am UTC (link)
	[And eventually he finds it!!! And yeah he never hung up on the communicator, either.] Dirk. Open the fucking door. Or I'm kicking it down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)