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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	[ video ] corpsepartying 2013-03-11 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	[ ahaha, oh no. aradia hasn't had the pleasure of interacting with caliborn up until now, so this ought to be fun. ] Chances are nothing's going to be brought to you, no matter how much you fuss. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[voice] wow i'm good at reading ophiuchus 2013-03-11 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Another one. From the shrill gender. [He eyes her with some disgust. And since literally no one else has been helpful, he takes a chance with Aradia, though Caliborn thinks that she will be of absolutely no non-annoying help.] Why the fuck not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ video ] corpsepartying 2013-03-12 03:01 am UTC (link)
	[ lucky you, caliborn, that aradia is instinctively helpful. ] Anything you want has to be formally requested through the wardens, not demanded over the network. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[voice] ophiuchus 2013-03-12 04:16 am UTC (link)
	[What. A useful comment? If Caliborn was anyone else, he might actually be grateful.] A grievous mistake. On their part. Assuming that you are being truthful? --Troll bitch. Go ask for my stuff back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ video ] corpsepartying 2013-03-13 12:33 am UTC (link)
	I've no reason to be anything other than truthful, do I? [ a pause as she raises her eyebrows. ] I think you're capable of doing that on your own, thank you very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[voice] ophiuchus 2013-03-13 01:06 am UTC (link)
	And yet. I ordered you to do it. Go on. Hurry up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ video ] corpsepartying 2013-03-13 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	[ she gives a quick roll of her eyes. ] Just because I'm trying to be nice doesn't mean I'm going to do absolutely everything for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[voice] ophiuchus 2013-03-13 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Who the fuck said anything about nice. I'm ordering you to get my shit. Because I decided you will be the one to fetch it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ video ] corpsepartying 2013-03-13 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	[ a dramatic sigh. ] And I've decided that I am most certainly not going to do anything of the sort. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[voice] ophiuchus 2013-03-14 04:40 am UTC (link)
	You're not allowed to do that. Stop wasting time. Go. Right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ video ] corpsepartying 2013-03-15 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	[ whoops. this is live video feed of aradia idly sprawling out in the nearest chair and examining her nails casually as if caliborn isn't still on the other end. wait, was he talking or something? hmmm. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[voice] ophiuchus 2013-03-16 01:09 am UTC (link)
	[omg.] Behold. The useless vermin in its natural habitat. See how it disregards a superior being. Strange how a sentient lifeform could make it so far. Without any sense of self-preservation. And also be pig filthy?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ video ] corpsepartying 2013-03-17 12:50 am UTC (link)
	[ still no audio response. by this point she's actually gotten up to tidy around her apartment, humming a jaunty tune as she does. this is what being ignored looks like, caliborn. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[voice] ophiuchus 2013-03-18 12:22 am UTC (link)
	[NOT OKAY.] [Caliborn is starting to lose the very little patience he had.] Hey. Hey. Troll bitch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ video ] corpsepartying 2013-03-19 04:42 am UTC (link)
	[ here's where she has to pause to cover her mouth to stifle her laughter. ] You do realize that even if I stop ignoring you, I'm not going to go talk to the wardens for you, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[voice] ophiuchus 2013-03-19 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	It is no longer about them. [Okay it's still about them, but still.] It is now about you. Not obeying basic commands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ video ] corpsepartying 2013-03-19 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Surprise, surprise, I've got no obligation to. Nobody, including you, can make me do anything I don't want to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[voice] ophiuchus 2013-03-20 04:29 am UTC (link)
	... For now. [There's a smugness in his tone as he tries to make it into a promise-not-a-threat without actually outlining his grand plans for changing that.] [Mostly because they don't exist yet.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ video ] corpsepartying 2013-03-20 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	[ her response consists of a dramatic "dun-dun-dun!" and a wiggle of her fingers. ] I'm absolutely trembling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[voice] ophiuchus 2013-03-21 03:35 am UTC (link)
	For all your words about. How much you don't care. It doesn't matter. Someday. You'll regret everything. [And then he decides that no one can fault him for hanging up on this horrible human car-crash of an attempt to be a badass.] [So he does.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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