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Tweak says, "I pity da foo!"

Spike (chipswiththat) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-12-27 22:38:00

Entry tags:

duo maxwell, hei, helix wamtani, jessica hamby, piter de vries, raven darkholme, rogue, rubette la lette, sam merlotte, sookie stackhouse, spike, xander harris

199 // video+action // open
[VIDEO//OPEN]

[ Good afternoon, Marina. Have you filled your quota of shirtless, fit men lately? No? Good, cause you're getting another one.

Today, Spike is down at the beach. It's not entirely his own idea, which is evident by the rake he's leaning against but at least it's an excuse to soak up some sun. It's not like he's had much of a chance to do that before. He's currently stealing a small smoke break and seeing as he's bored out of his mind, it's a good time for a network-wide chat. ]

I know I'm at a risk of soundin' like a broken record here but our fearful overlords really don't know what a prison is, do they? 's more like a... one-way ticket resort. And now this party they're throwin'... [ He shakes his head before taking another drag off his cigarette. ]

Makes me wonder if there's anyone 'round here who still knows how to have fun.

[ACTION]

[ It's his last day serving off his first punishment and what better way to spend it than at the beach, fulfilling his second? Okay so maybe there were some bots involved and maybe he was ushered here rather... forcefully but at least he's making the best of it. If the best is slowly getting a sunburn (three hours in the sun after a century in the shade can really screw you over) and very purposefully raking the sand to spell out WANKER.

Anyone's welcome to come down and keep the guy company, poke his sunburn (baby's first!) or just snark in his general direction. ]

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	chipswiththat 2013-01-08 02:49 am UTC (link)
	[ And just like that the amused tone is replaced by sheer annoyance. At the wardens of course. Not Sam. ] Three hours. That's what they say at least, hell if I know if they'll be satisfied with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turnsonadime 2013-01-09 02:53 am UTC (link)
	You want me t'get you some sunscreen? [A pause.] That sounds like some sort of joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-09 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	[ He makes a noise. Yeah, maybe it would've been a good idea to lotion up but at the same time he kind of... enjoys the burn. ] Don't bother. I'm not on fire, that's a huge improvement right there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turnsonadime 2013-01-10 04:13 am UTC (link)
	[Wincing slightly.] Yeah, still, when was th' last time y'had a sunburn? Over a hundred years ago? That can't feel good. [Contemplates getting him a big thing of aloe instead. Cause what are bros for? Then he starts to wonder if Aloe is a bad thing for vamps or not...] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

because I had to change the icon. Yep. Had to.

chipswiththat
2013-01-10 03:29 pm UTC (link)

[ Blissfully unaware of Sam's good-natured bro plans, Spike straightens himself out, eyes falling half-closed at the way the movement makes his skin sting. ]

Actually... it kind of does. [ A glance at that. Don't judge him. ] You have to remember that I haven't even felt th' sun on my skin in all that time... well, there was this one time not too long ago, but that barely counts. [ Gem of Amarra. Long story. Angel's a dick. ]

Not like I was out frolickin' in th' meadows much before I died either.

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	orly? turnsonadime 2013-01-11 01:38 am UTC (link)
	[Quirking a brow questioningly at that. Masochist. Totally judging, but just a little.] Right. Suit yourself. I guess I should probably leave you to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-11 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	[ He's just about to let Sam get on his merry way, when something occurs to him. He's so used to people expecting the worst from him but they have a different kind of thing going on and the shifter has always been at least curious to know what's really going on. ] Oi. You're not even curious why I'm out here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turnsonadime 2013-01-12 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	[He pauses, tilting his head at the other a moment.] Do I even want to know? I know you're not th' most well behaved guy around so it doesn' surprise me they punished ya for somethin'. [That wasn't a "no I don't care" by the way.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-12 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	[ He shrugs. ] Most people are more comfortable knowin' what I'm up to, but if you're really not interested... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turnsonadime 2013-01-13 12:01 am UTC (link)
	[He sighs. He knows what you're doing Spike.] For the record, I don't honestly care one way or th' other, but fine... what did you do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-13 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Had some fun. [ He grins and this could really be all you're getting out of him... only, it isn't because he likes Sam and even more so he can hurt Sam. If this reaches someone it's not supposed to reach... well. He'll know a potential leak. ] Ever been in sector 6? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turnsonadime 2013-01-13 02:46 am UTC (link)
	[Really Spike, he doesn't want to know what you've gotten yourself into. It's best not to know isn't it? As bros though, he'll indulge him. This IS Spike though, he'll be concerned either way and not so much for his safety or anything like that. He's giving the other a flat stare. Tell him something he doesn't know blondie.] A little... here or there. Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-13 03:04 am UTC (link)
	You're familiar with th' wasps, yeah? Nasty buggers... did a right number on me not long ago. [ His voice drops to just above a whisper. Secret stuff, this. ] Let's just say I got some payback. Almost got away with it too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turnsonadime 2013-01-13 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	[Okay Spike, that flat stare is now a look as if to say you must have gone daft. Of course he's familiar with the wasps, as familiar as one can get because he can TURN INTO ONE.] O... kay? So you went on a killin' spree? [See, now he's not so sure he wanted to know that. Why are you telling him this?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-13 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	[ Hey, it was a lead-in! Besides, he never said he got stung. He thinks. Shut up. ] Oh please, give me some credit. I just did a favor for a mate of mine. He wanted a dead wasp, I provided. Good for gettin' out th' aggressions — you should try it sometime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turnsonadime 2013-01-13 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'll pass. Why'd he need a dead wasp? [This is sounding creepy. Why is he still asking questions?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-14 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Suit yourself. Still think it'd do you some good, but if you'd rather just get 'em out through me... can't complain there either. [ A look and a smirk. ] Beats me. Didn't exactly care to ask, to tell you th' truth. [ May be a lie.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turnsonadime 2013-01-15 12:09 am UTC (link)
	[Wow Spike can you not make it sound like they're boning or something? Getting his kicks with him on the side. That look doesn't help.] Course you wouldn't. [A sigh.] I'm going t'hope th' weirdo just wanted t'dissect somethin'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-15 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	[ Hey, it's his thing. At least as long as it's just the two of them, he'd rather burn in the sun than make anyone else believe they're getting it on. ] You're probably right. He is th' booky librarian type. Bet he's cataloguing to his lit'le hearts content as we speak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

turnsonadime
2013-01-15 11:32 pm UTC (link)

[Scuse him while he looks disgusted at the thought. But it is better than thinking he could be using the venom for nefarious purposes. When you turn into animals you start edging on the same side of activists when it comes to sick things like tearing apart an animal for sport. Or dog fights. Or any sort of thing like that. You get sympathy pangs when you've BEEN the creature.

And he has been a Hyenawasp. It's not a far leap to imagine himself under the knife and what it'd be like if it were him.

He swallows it down and sighs.]

Well, it also doesn't surprise me y' have friends with less than savory hobbies.

I hope you enjoy the sunburn. [He didn't mean that in a scathing way, but they can't be buddy buddy all the time or people might talk!]

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	chipswiththat 2013-01-16 01:17 am UTC (link)
	[ As it happens, that venom is most definitely going to be used for nefarious purposes. He's not entirely sure what Piter has in mind but the bloke owes him a favor and even if Spike won't be able to kill him should he be the double-crossing type... well. That still counts for something. The comment is rewarded with a snort. ] Yeah yeah... run along now, lit'le doggie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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