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Spike (chipswiththat) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-12-27 22:38:00

Entry tags:

duo maxwell, hei, helix wamtani, jessica hamby, piter de vries, raven darkholme, rogue, rubette la lette, sam merlotte, sookie stackhouse, spike, xander harris

199 // video+action // open
[VIDEO//OPEN]

[ Good afternoon, Marina. Have you filled your quota of shirtless, fit men lately? No? Good, cause you're getting another one.

Today, Spike is down at the beach. It's not entirely his own idea, which is evident by the rake he's leaning against but at least it's an excuse to soak up some sun. It's not like he's had much of a chance to do that before. He's currently stealing a small smoke break and seeing as he's bored out of his mind, it's a good time for a network-wide chat. ]

I know I'm at a risk of soundin' like a broken record here but our fearful overlords really don't know what a prison is, do they? 's more like a... one-way ticket resort. And now this party they're throwin'... [ He shakes his head before taking another drag off his cigarette. ]

Makes me wonder if there's anyone 'round here who still knows how to have fun.

[ACTION]

[ It's his last day serving off his first punishment and what better way to spend it than at the beach, fulfilling his second? Okay so maybe there were some bots involved and maybe he was ushered here rather... forcefully but at least he's making the best of it. If the best is slowly getting a sunburn (three hours in the sun after a century in the shade can really screw you over) and very purposefully raking the sand to spell out WANKER.

Anyone's welcome to come down and keep the guy company, poke his sunburn (baby's first!) or just snark in his general direction. ]

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	chipswiththat 2012-12-28 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? You know a lot about prisons, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2012-12-28 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Well there was the Eshalotto dungeon when the Magic King was going on his young maiden feeding frenzy...and there was Sanzo the Monk's egg...so yeah, I know a thing or two about prisons. This is a prison, dunno why anyone would think otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2012-12-28 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Most prisons don't come with a beach. [ But he gets it. She's not wrong. ] Young maiden feedin' frenzy... reminds me of an old mate of mine. [ Exaggeration. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2012-12-28 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	No...normally they come with large killer turtles, or a naked cursed seaweed idiot, or some peach head kid with a sword...Sorry, my beach memories are pretty bad ones. Yeah? Well we were able to send this guy back to the Magic Kingdom fortunately, no maidens were injured in the process. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2012-12-28 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'll say. An' here I thought California was bad. Ah, that's a pity... nothin' like a good virgin sacrifice to get th' night started. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2012-12-29 12:01 am UTC (link)
	What's a California...are there talking turtles there too? You're kind of a twisted little cruller. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2012-12-29 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	No no, that would be New York. [ Snicker. ] What did you call me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2012-12-29 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	New...York...[Sorry, she doesn't know what a New York is either.] It's like...a twisted pastry...you know, you eat it, it's sweet...but twisted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2012-12-29 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Are you callin' me sweet? [ Chuckles. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2012-12-29 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Sw-! N-no. No way! That's just incidental! The point is that a cruller is twisted, focus on the twisted part. Focus! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2012-12-30 01:09 am UTC (link)
	[ Laughs! ] There are other things that are twisted, you know. Better things to describe me with too actually, unless your library of metaphors only stretches as far as a bakery? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2012-12-30 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Nah, my metaphors are limited to what I know about you so far...hm...fun, beaches, virgin sacrifice...that last one sticks out though so cruller it is. Well, it's the first thing that came to mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2012-12-30 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	[ He makes an amused noise before letting the subject drop — can't stand around all day and discuss pastries. ] It can be very dangerous, basing your opinion of a person on the first impression. You've already got one thing very much wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2012-12-30 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Eh? I'm not judging you, that twisted thing is entirely independent of anything else. It's not one of those make it or break it deals...what kind of warrior would I be if I went and underestimated you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-01 03:06 am UTC (link)
	A warrior, are you? Of th' good and righteous kind too, I wager. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2013-01-01 03:14 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't say that, it's just a choice. You can either be the princess waiting helplessly for the knight...or you can be the knight. I believe in standing on my own two feet and fighting boldly. Not for a righteous cause, but for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-01 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	Those are th' only options you have? That's a bit dull, don't you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2013-01-01 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	You're kidding right? The person who chooses to fight, who chooses to be the warrior has plenty of options. It means they're not content to sit safely on the sidelines. I can do whatever I want, well, before this place I could do whatever I wanted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-01 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if you put it that way... [ Fair enough. ] Predators and prey. Most people usually need more categories than that or they'll be so hopelessly confused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2013-01-03 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Hn...well predators and prey, doesn't that imply something else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-03 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	Not really. The active and the passive, the taker and the taken... 's all th' same thing, really. Some people do and others have things done to them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2013-01-03 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	Except I don't eat people in the process, but I guess i get what you're saying...you're just saying it in your way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-03 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	I guess you could say that. Awfully understandin' of you. [ Sickly sweet. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anti_damsel 2013-01-04 01:26 am UTC (link)
	As long as I'm not the one being eaten, I can only be understanding for so long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-01-04 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	You find yourself bein' invited for dinner a lot then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)