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[Tony does not look happy. And in fact, he's doing this under duress. A lot of it.]
Apparently the punishments around here aren't all finger paintings and entertaining all-access reality TV. I'm being commanded by Forrester and Erhardt to pay penance for their idiotic system being without proper failsafes for a cascading power surge.
So this is the part where I offer several million dollars of tech support to the dome at large because that's the best use they can figure for an engineering prodigy. If you have any projects that need doing -- [ugh could this be more fucking stupid]. Just try not to entirely waste my time.
This is the subterranean version of being shanked, for the record. And if anyone asks me to fix a toaster I'm rigging it to launch your Pop-Tart directly at your face at Mach 3.
((OOC: HAVE AT HIM and make his life miserable, the more inane the requests the happier I'll be! I should add that any complicated requests are subject to mod approval. Also, anyone who gets Tony's reference wins ten squillion geek points.))