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Dave Strider (zeropunctuation) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-09-10 14:09:00

Entry tags:

dave strider, dick grayson (young justice), helix wamtani, jake english, jane crocker, prospitian monarch, terezi pyrope

Day 184 | audio
[ The audio clicks on, but there's silence for several seconds before a voice can be heard. ]

Is this thing even on? Fuckin' confusing.

[ His voice is quiet and annoyed, basically a mutter. ]

Prison, huh? Can't say I'm surprised. It was only a matter of time before I got locked up for being too cool to logically exist.

[ This time there's a faint, desperate note to his voice, not obvious to any but the most astute listener, or those who know Dave well. It's well-masked with blasé tones. ]

Shit, my sweet red pajamas are gone, too. And I just got them an' everything. Now that's the real fuckin' crime, if you ask me.

[ A sigh. ]

Anyway, what's the deal with this place? I got the whole spiel from this weird-ass visor thing on my head, but I don't trust it. There's gotta be somebody out there who can give me a more honest picture of the undoubtedly egregious mess I've landed myself in.

Come at me, prison bros.

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	cakekind 2012-09-10 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	[One Dave Two Dave Orange Dave..... Red Dave. ] Okay, either you're also Dave. Or I'm really confused. In any case, you're in prison. Probably for a bunch of stuff you didn't do. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	zeropunctuation 2012-09-10 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, Dave, that's me. There another Dave here? Nah. [ He sounds casual. ] I actually did a bunch of the stuff they said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	video oops. cakekind 2012-09-10 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, he's quite a lot older than you. [Wow you people and your crimes.] At least you aren't trying to deny anything. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	audio; skulltop 2012-09-10 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Ahoy! I'm afraid I can't offer a clearer picture of what this place is all about, but shucks buster, did you truly get put in the clink for being so, as you say, goshdarned cool? (Reply to this)

	canekind 2012-09-10 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Why, look who it is! Or rather hear. I'm surprised you got here only after I did when you are consistently up to no good. Dave, welcome to prison. As far as I know, there's nothing contrary or against the idea that this really is a prison while there is a lot to support the idea. All we have is the information supplied and it is up to us if we swallow or spit! (Reply to this)

	[video] promoted_pawn 2012-09-11 01:45 am UTC (link)
	[Have a video featuring a fully-prototyped Prospitian woman wearing an eyepatch over her scarred eye. The effect is made better by the dainty postal uniform she's currently wearing.] Greetings, Knight of Time! (Reply to this)

	mightbefun 2012-09-11 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Let's see, something different than the welcome message... Do you want Unconfirmed Conspiracy Theory number one, two or three? (Reply to this)

	[audio] alwayswhelmed 2012-09-12 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Being too cool seems to be the crime of the day. What exactly do you want to know? Aside from "how do I get out" because I'm still working on that. (Reply to this)

	[voice] bluemoondog 2012-09-12 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	It's on. You fucked up, got caught and here we are, locked together for the rest of our lives under the ocean in a reverse fish bowl with no way out. Not much else to it. (Reply to this)