Uh, well, it's me, the two "unusual" Loises, Kent, an "unusual" Lana, Selina, Gabriel, several Chloes and one of their sons. My dark side tries to come out every once in a while, but I keep trying to gag him. I guess the only one anywhere close to having a thing to do with Mystic Falls is Selina. And you met her, I think, so you should know... why. I know this silly girl talked about Damon once, but she kind of let the idea go cause she said it wouldn't work.
I understand wanting to be selfish, though. Trust me.