Hahaha, oh man, that's fantastic. Poor Xan would be like "Where's my bike? Oh shiiit, where's my bike?! Oh wait, there....it is...with someone on my bike. Why is there someone on my bike? She can't be on my bike. It's my bike."
My aim is Icarus Blinded but I'm rarely on it. The best way to get ahold of me is a PM through LJ. I'm always up for plotting. :)