Accidental voice post
[Muted beep of voice recording being activated, sound of the smart phone hitting the floor, the speaker jumping into the middle of a calm rant.]
--solutely preposterous. I've no doubt succumbed to the diseases permeating that infernal ship.
[Sound of muffled footsteps across the rug in the middle of the bedroom in the direction of the room's window.]
Captain Smythe had best have the doctor tend to my fever posthaste else I fear I may be lost forever.