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Olive Penderghast ([info]gnomedownthere) wrote in [info]makebelievenet,
@ 2013-05-12 20:42:00

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Entry tags:gwen stacy, harry potter, olive penderghast, peter parker

Final projects and finals are slaughtering me! Ugh.

Entertain me folks. Tell me something funny and make me laugh and you'll win something I don't know what yet. Maybe roller-skate jousting lessons



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[info]spindly
2013-05-12 11:56 am UTC (link)
You want an offensive joke or a decent joke?

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[info]gnomedownthere
2013-05-12 11:57 am UTC (link)
Offensive?! Don't you know me at all?

Decent please.

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[info]spindly
2013-05-12 12:00 pm UTC (link)
Hey, hey. I asked, right? Showed - showed some courtesy.

I once did a theatrical performance on puns.

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[info]gnomedownthere
2013-05-12 12:40 pm UTC (link)
You did.

Okay, I'm waiting for you to impress me.

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[info]spindly
2013-05-12 01:01 pm UTC (link)
It was a play on words.

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[info]gnomedownthere
2013-05-12 01:42 pm UTC (link)
Ha! Good one! Nicely played there.

You got more, or are you a one trick pony?

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[info]spindly
2013-05-16 12:04 am UTC (link)
Why is there no gambling in Africa?

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[info]theboywholived_
2013-05-12 04:00 pm UTC (link)
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into the upholstery machine was fully recovered.

A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom goes "Why not, I'm a fun guy!"

That's all I have, sorry.

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[info]gnomedownthere
2013-05-13 01:27 am UTC (link)
I like the first one, because math is one of my things.

That second is morbid.

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[info]theboywholived_
2013-05-13 05:10 pm UTC (link)
It is, isn't it?

At least I tried.

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[info]gnomedownthere
2013-05-15 04:10 am UTC (link)
Well, yes, there is that.

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[info]sciencenerd
2013-05-15 03:17 am UTC (link)
Twin at your service! I don't have jokes or a morbid play on words, but maybe shopping? Confusing the locals about our clone-like status? Movies and ice cream (our staple)?

Name it!

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[info]gnomedownthere
2013-05-15 04:11 am UTC (link)
Ice cream and movies! When your brain is this fried from school work all you want to do is sit.

But after finals we should so confuse people with our twinness.

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[info]sciencenerd
2013-05-16 06:52 pm UTC (link)
Yes! A classic! You can pick what movies. I'll provide the ice cream.

And yes. Sounds good to me.

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