"Well, they have good taste." She paused at the look of horror and at the man putting his hands over the pig's ears. It took her a moment to contemplate why he might be so horrified.
"Animals eat other animals. Omnivores and carnivores! Does he - know what 'b-a-c-o-n' means?" Darcy looked more horrified at this sudden thought, giving the pig a suspicious stare. She knew that magic was real and so on, but somehow she was skeptical of a completely aware pig. "It's not like I was thinking he should eat b-word. I was thinking it'd be kind of wrong in a weird - human beliefs projected onto animals sort of way!"