Island Life

I really need to unsync the tv and the computer's youtube accounts. I keep ending up with Alex' watch history messing with mine when I turn on the tv for background noise after work.

I despise people this time of year. There are exactly two modes. Unwavering holiday cheer or full blown self centered asshattery. Eliot, I am in need of stress relief, and Quinn is otherwise occupied, so bring your ass over here. Now.

Hey Dad. Looks like I'm yours for a few days. Think you can handle that? I'll keep Mom busy if you want to focus your attention elsewhere.