Kenny McCormick (mysterion) wrote in madisonvalley, @ 2017-04-18 18:08:00 |
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Entry tags: | !closed, !log, [plot] future kids take 4, kenny mccormick (mysterion), ~2017 april, ~25 points, ~~tea marvelli (iscrewgirls) |
Who: Kenny, Tea + Kids (also open to Ella, Vivi, or Melissa)
What: The Poptart Trial
When: Backdated to Sunday (after this)
Where: Their place
Warnings: Swearing
Status: Closed/Ongoing
Ever since the kids had arrived, Nona and Karyn did not get along at all. They argued, insulted each other, and even ended up in screaming matches. Their latest fight was over poptarts and apparently, neither girl wanted to admit they did any wrong, and both kept asking Kenny to put the other in timeout. To be honest, he could give less of a shit about the stupid poptarts. He didn't like them, he didn't care, but the girls weren't letting it go.
When Karyn said she wanted a trial, he shrugged and said fine. So now they were all in the living room. Kenny was sitting on the couch, with the coffee table pulled closer. On the other side, Nona and Karyn sat on the floor, away from each other. To the side was the jury, which consisted of Joey, Luca, and several stuffed animals.
"Okay, settle the fuck down!" Kenny spoke loudly, banging his hand on the table. What? He couldn't find anything for a gavel. The kids stopped and turned to him. "Okay, we'll start with opening statements. Or some shit, I don't know how this crap works. You go first, Karyn."
Nona protested but Kenny just shushed her while Karyn got up and started speaking. Kenny took out his phone and began surfing the web. When Karyn saw, she put her hands on her hips. "Daaad, you're not even paying attention!"
"Sure, I am. Keep going." But he went back to his phone after she continued. Once she was done, she sat back down. "Okay, Nona, your turn," Kenny said, not even looking up.