Who: Clint Barton and Wanda Maximoff What: Clint just got here When: Saturday Where: Starbucks to… Warnings: Doubtful Status: Closed/Incomplete
Clint Barton had been an assassin, a SHIELD agent, beaten up, stabbed, shot, brainwashed, saved the world, married, become a dad, earned a best friend, chose a side and met a god. But he had never….ever…been kidnapped to Midwest America. This was the weirdest thing that had ever happened to him. He was getting pretty tired of weird, but it was irresistible nonetheless.
At least he knew people here. Wanda. Steve. The former was on her way to meet up with him and put some of this into perspective. Or something. Apparently, he’d been here before and Wanda was married. It was bad enough he’d been incarcerated by someone he considered a friend. Now he was hell and gone from his wife and kids where nothing counted. As he sipped his plain black coffee he wished it had a little Irish in it.