Jaskier (toss_a_coin) wrote in madisonvalley, @ 2022-08-07 21:26:00 |
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Entry tags: | !log, [plot] medieval madison, jaskier (toss_a_coin), ~2022 august |
Who: Jaskier the town crier (narrative)
What: Jaskier spreading news. And gossip.
Where: Around town.
When: Sunday, mid-day.
Warnings: TBD.
Jaskier enjoyed his job as the town crier. He often had thing to say, and people listened. That was the thing that got to him. No matter what he said, people took his word as gospel. He enjoyed that greatly, Today, though, he didn't have too much to say. Which didn't affect him in the slightest. At least he had something.
"Toss a coin to your Witcher, o Valley of Plenty!" he exclaimed. "Are ye plagued by werewolves, monsters, witches? Contact Geralt of Rivia and he will gladly rid ye of such foul creatures!"
No, that was not the last of it, either.
"Dean Winchester is under suspicion of sodomy," he exclaimed, acting quite offended. "No woman or man is safe around the first mate of Jack Harkness!" Yes, he was acting quite offended by this.
Then it was time for the general announcements. What he was actually paid for.
"Shakespeare's newest comedy, Much Ado About Nothing will be put on by The Madison Players this week. If you suspect witchcraft, it is your duty to report to the Queen's guards!!! The bounty for Robin Hood has increased to 100 gold pieces." Yes, he was repeating the things on the board, but there were some people who could not read what the board stated.
It was his job to alert people of such things. It was he was paid to do.