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Vex | Lost Girl ([info]vexingsituation) wrote in [info]madisonvalley,
@ 2020-10-08 14:32:00

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Entry tags:!network, !open, sean nast (cabalrebel), ~2020 october, ~~terezi pyrope (tealseer), ~~~ vex (vexingsituation), ~~~~ mad sweeney (wholovesthesun)

Yes, I am aware I should have made this joke yesterday, but I don't really care...

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?

You take away their little brooms.


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[info]cabalrebel
2020-10-08 10:05 pm UTC (link)
... oh, that is a terrible joke.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-08 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Stand up comedy is not in my future?

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[info]cabalrebel
2020-10-08 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Probably not.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-08 10:28 pm UTC (link)
So don't quit my day job is what you're saying?

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[info]cabalrebel
2020-10-09 12:50 am UTC (link)
Exactly.

Or else figure out how to make a career out of bad jokes in particular.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-09 07:15 am UTC (link)
I think people might pay for bad jokes.

Maybe.

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[info]tealseer
2020-10-08 10:53 pm UTC (link)
What? Why would bacon have little brooms? >:?

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-08 11:27 pm UTC (link)
There's a sport called Curling where they play with little brooms.

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[info]tealseer
2020-10-08 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Ohh. I don't think I've heard of it.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-08 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Am I going to have to introduce you to curling?

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[info]tealseer
2020-10-08 11:46 pm UTC (link)
I think so, Tex.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-08 11:47 pm UTC (link)
I think I might have to.

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[info]tealseer
2020-10-08 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Whenever you have the time, Mr. Dex.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-08 11:54 pm UTC (link)
I always have time for you, TZ.

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[info]tealseer
2020-10-08 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Fine, this weekend then.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-08 11:56 pm UTC (link)
This weekend it is.

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[info]tealseer
2020-10-09 12:40 am UTC (link)
Great. >:]

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-09 07:19 am UTC (link)
You can invited Kurt, too.

Oh! Canadian Thanksgiving is Monday. I'm cooking. Kenzi and Bo are going to be here, too. You can invite Kurt then, too, if you want.

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[info]tealseer
2020-10-10 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Sounds yummy. And I shall do that! >:]

You inviting Raven too?

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-14 12:16 am UTC (link)
Might as well.

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[info]tealseer
2020-10-14 12:28 am UTC (link)
I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-15 12:38 am UTC (link)
Of course I want to.

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[info]tealseer
2020-10-15 01:31 pm UTC (link)
Okay. Didn't sound like you did there for a second.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-19 12:43 am UTC (link)
Of course I do

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[info]wholovesthesun
2020-10-11 02:40 am UTC (link)
Mother Superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their quarters without getting any paint on their robes. The smarter one of the two suggests that they take their clothes off and lock the door, which they do. Eventually there's a knock at the door, when they ask who's there, a man answers: "Blind man!" Figuring as he's blind so what's the harm in it, they open the door and let him in. The blind man walks inside and says "hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-14 12:15 am UTC (link)
Ha.

I like you.

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[info]wholovesthesun
2020-10-14 03:03 am UTC (link)
Nothing like chatting about nun's tits to cement a friendship.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-15 12:37 am UTC (link)
I do like nun jokes.

I'm Vex.

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[info]wholovesthesun
2020-10-15 02:48 am UTC (link)
Everyone fucking does, and those that don't are wrong.

Mad Sweeney.

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[info]vexingsituation
2020-10-19 12:44 am UTC (link)
I completely agree. I like how you think.

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