"Oh, I can go you one better," Sean said, laughing again. "I show up and within like ten minutes of posting on the network, I've had four people recognize me -- one of whom is my step-mother, dropping the news on me that A: my dead father is here and B: he's got a whole new family."
Not as terrible as it could've been, all things considered, but never the way someone wanted to be introduced to... well... anything.
A snort. "And no, no history lessons on paper making. I could probably give you a history lesson on a lot of things, but that's not in my repertoire."