Paper plates and plastic sporks are the best inventions. Frisbee for your dog? Paper plate. Saving that sandwich for later? TWO paper plates together. Oh, need to eat some macaroni or perhaps dig a very small trench? Plastic spork. The lock on your front door not working? Jam a spork right into where door meets wall from the inside. I'm planning on making a paper plate path from the kitchen to the TV just in case the floor becomes lava.
The beauty of it all is I've got a job on top of the $1000 this place gave me. I'm basically set for life. Anyone else get their entire $1000 out in singles and roll around in it? Yeah, I did.