Card reads: Happy birthday, pookie. The gifts all go together. First, use the Jack to play that drinking game, and get your girlfriend drunk, and then you can use the dice to have a little fun with her. Though, I don't think you need the dice to have fun with your girlfriend, but you know what I mean. We'll go out drinking soon to celebrate your birthday. And I'll give you a big birthday kiss. Or, you know, not. Have a good one, man. -Zack.