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fic: pg13, project: a decade of ssrl

Ficlet: The Conversation Continues - PG-13
Title: The Conversation Continues
Author: smoke
Rating: PG-13?
Word Count: ~600
Warnings: un-beta'd
Notes: A conversation in which Remus is still trying to enroll Severus in the idea of participating in the "Decade of Snape/Lupin" challenge.

~The Conversation Continues~


"Severus?"

....

"Severus!"

....

"Severus, where are you?"

....

"Severus, why are you under our bed?"

"I dropped something."

"And you've forgotten, Accio?"

"I don't happen to have my wand with me."

"Severus, you take your wand into the shower with you. And since when do you need a wand for a simple, Accio?"

....

"Severus, are you hiding?"

"Don't be an idiot. I was... I was merely trying to ascertain why it is that Moony is so fond of sleeping under here."

"Because it's the closest thing he can find to a den. And you won't let him sleep on the bed."

"He has fleas."

"No he doesn't."

"Well, he sheds."

"True. You could brush him more; he likes that."

"I do not intend to have Werewolf valet on my CV."

"Severus, are you coming out?"

....

"You are hiding."

....

"There, that's better. No, hold still, you've got dust bunnies in your hair. Hmm. All over, in fact. Now, why were you hiding under the bed?"

"I was not hiding, I was simply... avoiding."

"Who? Me?"

"Of course not. Lupin, I doubt that there are that many dust bunnies clinging to my arse."

"Who, then?"

"Though I think you may have missed one, just... yes... just there."

"Mmmm.... One of these dust bunnies seems to be alive; I feel it moving."

"Merlin's sake, Lupin! Have you no propriety? That is precisely the reason I was under there."

"So I wouldn't fondle you? When did that become a problem?"

"There are people watching."

"Where? Oh, them? They're listening; they can't actually see us... exactly."

"I don't care. It's not right."

"Why Severus, I never knew you were such a prude."

"I'm not a prude; it's a matter of dignity. Something of which you clearly have no concept."

"No. So, you were hiding under the bed in order to... maintain your dignity?"

"I was not.... Lupin, I really don't think there are any dust bunnies under my robes."

"Just turn around, Severus. Hands on the foot-board, that's right, spread your legs now."

"For gods' sake, Lupin, you're hands are freezing."

"I'll just have to warm them up then, won't I?"

...*eep*...

"Now, I know there are no dust bunnies... oh, Merlin... in there. And I really d'oh... oh... oh...n't think that this is an appropriate time to p...p...put on a sh..oh for a bunch of voyeuristic... nnnnng...."

"Oh, Severus, do shut up."

"I will not be scolded like a child, I...yi! That was a bit precipitous, Lupin."

"Mmmm, and you love it when I take you that way, don't you?"

...

"Don't you?"

"Yes, dammit. Oh, fuck...."

"I am."

"Just.... gods... faster."

"Mmmm. Anything else?"

"I thought... you... wanted me... to... shut up?"

"Just the bitching part, not the begging part. ... Come on...."

"Don't... don't make me beg...."

"You already are, Severus. Tell me now.... What else do you want?"

"I can't... oh, please... harder... deeper.... Like that. Yes!"

"You are so tight... so hot.... so incredible. Come now, Severus, please come now."

"Now who's begging?"

"I am. ... So close.... Please...."

...

...

"Well, now. That wasn't so bad, was it?"

"Certainly not the best, but I guess not the worst, either."

"That's a ringing endorsement."

"You'll just have to try harder."

"Mmmm, I guess I will. Next month."

"Not 'til then?"

"I suppose we could practice."

"Without an audience?"

"Can we try out some of those things you were reading about in Masturbation Monthly?"

"With the vegetables?"

"Mmm. I'm really rather curious about that aubergine one."

"That did seem a bit problematic, as did the kohlrabi. The asparagus beans, on the other hand...."

"Well, yes."

"By the way, what's for tea?"


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