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Fic: Floating Mistletoe: G
Title: Floating Mistletoe
Author/Artist: snapesgirl
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus/Remus
Challenge:
Summary: Severus is not a fan of holiday decore
Disclaimer: Harry Potter: JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.
Warnings: Language,
Notes: for the adventdrabbles asylum



"Blasted traditions, why do we need greenery hanging in the corridors?"

"To promote holiday cheer."

"More likely to promote after hours groping."

"Thank you Severus."

"For what?"

"I can always count on you for warm holiday feelings."

"If you do not like my attitude, you know what you can do."

"Give you a spanking as an attitude adjustment?"

"No, Lupin, you can shove a candy cane up your arse and sod off. What do you think you are doing? Unhand me!"

"Mistletoe, Severus. It's mandatory that we kiss."

"Make it go away."

"No, I rather like it hovering right there."