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Title: The Scent of a Rose, III
Challenges: cats snape100, damask rose lupin100
Rating: G
Word Count: 100

"YEOW!!!!" Lupin, bleeding from a scratch on the nose, waved ineffectually at the Louis XVI commode. Pussyboots, eyes glowing like a delirious house elf, plastered herself against the wall. "Vicious little demon!"

Snape rolled his eyes. "It's a cat, Lupin. What is wrong with you?"

"She attacked me!"

"You're a wizard." Snape muttered protego contra felis and advanced. "Try to act like one."

He seized Pussyboots by the scruff of her furry neck, forced her jaws open, and stuffed the pill down her gullet while Lupin watched. "See? Nothing to - "

The cat vomited directly onto the rose-patterned carpet.