Title: On the Prowl Pairing: Lupin/Snape with a side of Legalos Word Count: 100 Rating: R Warnings: unbeta’d. Implied threesome. Challenge: #253 crossover - LOTR
“What do you think?” Remus asked as he and Severus stared across the pub.
“I don’t like the looks of the short one. Too much hair and far too stocky.”
Remus smirked. “His cock is probably the size of a fist. What about the Ranger-type?”
“A bit grimy don’t you think?”
“I like the hair though.”
“I have long dark hair.” Severus sniffed.
“The blonde then?”
“He does have the look of a young Lucius.”
Remus grinned predatorily. “I would love to see that white hair wrapped around your purple cock.”
They approached the table of the unsuspecting elf together.